Pete Davidson is a national treasure.
He’s Justin Bieber’s favorite comedian, he was engaged to Ariana Grande, he’s unafraid to get tattoos for the women he loves and then covers them up later , he has a zero-tolerance policy for heckling , and now he’s publicly making out with Kate Beckinsale.
Let’s backtrack for a second.
Pete Davidson has come a long way since last October.
He went from being engaged to Ariana Grande, to having the wedding called off and dealing with the debilitating mental health struggles that followed, to now he’s absolutely slaying his standup career and dating Kate Beckinsale.
Believe it or not, Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale were making out, with tongue, at a Rangers game last weekend.
Making out with tongue , in a public place is kinda gross, but let’s just sail past that for a moment.
Mainly we’re all just surprised that these two are a thing now.
There is a 20 year age difference between these two. Kate is old enough to be Pete’s mom.
More power to her. But it’s just not a pair that we’d ever expect to see shamelessly playing tonsil hockey at a sporting event.
Pete Davidson is a funny guy, but Ariana Grande and Kate Beckinsale are Goddesses. Something just isn’t adding up.
I can’t speak for all women, but being funny actually goes a long way.
It is honestly impressive. I salute him.
Apparently the two really hit it off at the Golden Globes after party, and have been seen on several dates since then.
It’s only March, and 2019 has already been a wild ride.
Pete clearly has a type.
I can’t say I blame him. All three of these women are impossibly beautiful.
They were full on going at it while everyone around them sat nervously, and awkwardly not knowing where to look.
There is nothing more uncomfortable than sitting next to two people that don’t understand social protocols about PDA.
Understandably, they’re in the can’t-keep-our-hands-off-each-other phase of their budding romance.
But seeing Pete Davidson’s tongue entering someone’s mouth was not the first thing I wanted to see on the internet today.
Get a room!
Antoni Porowski from “Queer Eye” was the unlucky person seated right next to them.
The level of awkward discomfort he was feeling was written all over his face.
So the internet did what the internet does best: They made a meme out of it.
Let’s just take in that Pete is 25 and Kate has a 20-year-old daughter.
That’s probably going to make for one very awkward family Christmas card.
I am cringing just thinking about this.
I don’t think anybody would be stoked if their parent was suddenly dating a 25-year-old.
But Pete seems to be a charming guy, so maybe he’ll be able to win her over.
This is pretty much how I imagine that scenario playing out.
As much as I am rooting for Pete’s happiness, there’s no way that this whole situation isn’t making Kate’s daughter uncomfortable.
Oh, how the tables have turned.
Looks like Ariana Grande isn’t the only one who’s thankful for their breakup.
Pete is probably very “[expletive] grateful for” his ex.
Okay, so like I said, Antoni is the real star of the show, here.
He looks truly disconcerted, and like he’s contemplating if he should just leave and catch the rest of the game online.
Many people were poking fun at Pete and Kate’s age difference.
It’s low hanging fruit. How can we not?
Celebs make it all too easy sometimes for us to turn their lives into a running joke.
He must be using some form of sorcery or witchcraft. It’s the only reasonable explanation.
Men all over the world want to know what techniques Pete uses to date, and almost marry , some of Hollywoods most stunning women.
Some people think that Kate is just straight-up embarrassing herself.
Some have even called Kate’s behaviour ” defiant “, and gross.
Which is definitely an unfair thing to say, because if a 45-year-old man was dating a 25-year-old woman, no one would even bat an eye.
How everyone was feeling when they saw Antoni looking awkward AF sitting next to the two lovebirds.
We’ve all been in Antoni’s position before. We know how uncomfortable it can be to be seated next to two people making out passionately.
This is the perfect visual representation of being a third wheel.
Except this is way more hilarious because Antoni wasn’t even intentionally there with them. He just got one of the most unlucky seat numbers in the entire arena.
I felt this on a deeper level.
The best way to ruin your day as a kid was to watch a movie with your parents, and have to sit through an intense make out scene.
This basically sums up wedding season in your 30’s.
All of your friends are getting engaged, getting married, having babies, and you’re still contemplating getting drunk on a Tuesday.
His face could literally describe so many situations— all situations no one wants to be in.
For example: When the waitress tells you to enjoy your meal and you say “you too!” instead of saying “thank you.”
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Nothing has ever so accurately visually portrayed the essence of my love life.
This is what it’s like when all of your friends are in relationships and you’re just there like:
All jokes aside, we’re just happy that Pete was able to move on from his recently called off engagement to Ariana Grande.
It couldn’t have been an easy thing to do. But he’s been living his best life — doing standup shows all over the US, and now he has a new girlfriend .
