While Amy Schumer was busy bringing a human into the world, Lindsay Lohan was busy confusing everyone on Instagram.
Amy posted a photo commenting on how long she’s been pregnant…and for some reason, Lindsay related.
WTF is going on?
Contrary to popular belief, Amy Schumer hasn’t been pregnant “forever”
She announced her pregnancy in October 2018, in true Amy fashion.
She first posted a photoshopped picture of she and husband Chris Fischer’s faces pasted over Prince Harry and Duchess Markle’s.
She told everyone to head over to Jessica Yellin’s Instagram
Yellin is a former CNN White House Correspondent.
Schumer used Yellin’s Instagram stories to post her endorsements for candidates of the midterm elections.
And the bottom of the list, she simply wrote, “I’m pregnant — Amy Schumer.”
It hasn’t exactly been an easy pregnancy
Schumer would post frequent updates about the struggles she was having while pregnant.
She had to cancel many dates on her stand-up tour to accommodate her body’s many issues.
She was even hospitalized.
And she developed horrible morning sickness
To the point where she needed medical care in her home.
She described her pregnancy like having “food poisoning for 5 months.”
So yeah, all in all, it hasn’t been the world’s easiest pregnancy for Amy.
So it’s no surprise that she was super sick of being pregnant
She’s also super sick of everyone commenting on how long she’s been pregnant.
She captioned this Instagram photo:
“Oh yeah does it feel to everyone like I’ve been pregnant for a long time? It must be getting annoying to you all that I’m still pregnant Well imagine how I feel mother [expletive] !!!!!!”
People loved everything about the picture
One of my favorite things about scrolling celeb Instagrams is seeing other celebrities in the comments.
Aidy Bryant (from SNL ) and a ton of others truly enjoyed Chris Fischer’s complete, blissful unawareness of the photo being taken.
Other moms also chimed in
Laura Benanti commiserated with Schumer’s pregnancy plight and misery.
She and others all offered their support and encouragement, like good friends and fans! We love to see that positivity in the world.
Someone else understood what Schumer was going through, too.
HELLO?!
Ignoring the typo, which happens to the best of us — what’s going on here? What does she mean?
Does she mean what we think she means? There’s no way. Nah.
There’s legit no way this is Lindsay’s pregnancy announcement
She would probably save that for her own Instagram, right? Or her reality show, Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club.
Saying something like that on a fellow celeb’s Instagram account just seems like a really weird choice.
Naturally, fans had some questions
The most popular one was the one we’re all asking.
Lindsay didn’t reply to any of these, which just leaves us with more questions than answers.
(Like, 1000 questions and 0 answers, if we’re gonna do the math.)
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Some of them were…not kind
I don’t know if Lindsay deserved comments like this, especially paired with the barf emoji.
Clearly, many were not fans of the idea of her being pregnant, and more still seem to dislike her entirely.
One commenter just straight-up got her facts wrong
In fact, Lohan reportedly has been pregnant.
She revealed that she had a miscarriage while filming another reality show in 2014.
She took two weeks off from her Oprah Winfrey-backed show to deal with the tragedy.
Lindsay fans stood up for her
It’s entirely possible (and, imo, likely) that Lindsay simply related to Schumer’s t-shirt.
Who among us hasn’t hated a Monday or two (or three)? No one, I tell you. Absolutely no one.
And one clever one connected some dots
Labor Pains was a film Lindsay starred in, following a secretary who fakes a pregnancy to keep her job.
Of course (spoiler alert), she really does end up pregnant.
Either way, this was a solid joke.
PS, remember how Amy announced her pregnancy?
Well, she gave birth a mere day before Meghan Markle .
She announced the birth of she and Chris’ child on Instagram:
“10:55 pm last night. Our royal baby was born.”
Two royal babies in one week? Gosh, we’re lucky. Congrats, Amy!
