One of the best parts of having a husband is, undoubtedly, getting to poke fun at them .
This could be teasing their hair, the way they mow the lawn, their cooking , and so much more.
@mom_tho on Twitter started things off when she tweeted , “accidentally used my husband’s body wash and now I don’t move out of the way when someone’s walking toward me.”
Other wives got in on the fun, resulting in posts that are nothing short of hilarious!
The dentist
“I used my husband’s body wash and now I don’t know how to make a dentist appointment for myself,” one woman tweeted. This one goes out to all the women who have another child to look after: their husband.
The refrigerator
You will tell them a million times to grab the ketchup bottle that’s RIGHT THERE, but do they see it? Nope. Instead, they will give up after two seconds of looking and ask you to grab it. Ugh.
The projects
“When I accidentally used my husband’s body wash, I started 19 projects and didn’t finish any of them,” Twitter user @chiefworddet tweeted. The worst part of this is that it leaves your house looking like a construction site!
The purse
Things that don’t scare most men: spiders, bears, angry guys at bars. Things that scare most men: the contents of their wife’s purses. They don’t know whether that lipstick is actually lipstick or a secret pepper spray canister.
The mansplaining
“Have you been manspreading when you sit and do you find yourself mansplaining [expletive] that people already know?” a Twitter user asked . If men could stop doing this, it would be great. We don’t need lectures, but we DO need room on the subway.
The swagger
Old Spice should really be called New Spice. That stuff is fresh as hell, meaning that the smell never fades away. This could be because men douse themselves in a lot of it, as they did with Axe as teens.
The dishwasher
“I did the same and now the dishwasher can only fit 5 things max before it’s full,” this woman tweeted. These poor women have been spending way too much time with men who only do the bare minimum!
The dirty laundry
The fun kept going over on Facebook when someone shared her tweet. “Now I put my dirty clothes on the floor beside the hamper instead of in it,” one user wrote. Their aim really is terrible, both in the bathroom and with the laundry.
The blind man
One woman teased her husband by writing, “now I cant find stuff that is right next to me at home, but I can see a deer that is half a mile away in the woods while I’m driving down the highway.”
The GPS
Another woman used her husband’s body wash and now she can’t stop arguing with the GPS!
She always thinks that she’s right and refuses to listen to anything else. When she’s lost, she’ll blame the GPS, not her inability to follow directions.
The party
“I was reminded that we’re hosting a party at our house in 3 hours and I went out to reorganize the garage,” a Facebook user shared. So, everyone out here is really married or dating the same man, huh?
Some men also joined in on the fun!
They flipped the responses around on the women, like this one man who tweeted , “I accidentally put on my girls body wash and stayed in the tub till the hot water ran out.”
“Absolutely searing off your flesh and loving every minute of it?” someone asked.
The answer is obviously yes. This provides a soothing, relaxing massage effect on our bodies. Plus, it pairs so well with a rom-com and a glass of wine.
The silent treatment
This tweet came from yet another man who has no problem teasing his wife. When someone asked if he remembered something she did 15 years ago, he even replied with, “it’s fine.” Are we sure this user’s not secretly a woman?
The headache
“Accidentally used my fiancée’s body wash now my jaw hurts and i have a headache and my tv is stuck on hgtv,” this man tweeted. Okay, yes, we like to complain sometimes, and the Property Brothers are life!
