There are times when people tell you too much.
Maybe they’re going on about their sex life with their new significant other, or maybe they’re talking about that mole they have on their butt, but whatever it may be celebrities aren’t immune from this.
Sometimes, they give us a little too much information.
1. Adele
She literally said this onstage :
“They told me not to talk for three songs so my nerves could calm a little. I’ve been [expletive] myself all day … Bad bowel movements. I’ve had to have an Imodium.”
2. Khloé Kardashian
On her occasional… erm… camel toe? Can I say that on a family website ?
“It’s a puffy p–s! You know how some girls can wear leggings and you don’t see anything, and I’m like, ‘Where is it? Like where the [expletive] is your vagina?”
3. Meghan Trainor
On the time she threw up on her fiancé :
“It’s kind of gross. We’re eating so much healthier nowadays, but we were at the hotel and we’re eating the hotel food. The day that we drove home I got food poisoning on the car ride. So, he’s driving and I’m just in his face like, ‘Urghl’ [throwing up], and I told him, ‘I’m so sorry.’ He’s like, ‘I’d kiss you right now.’ ”
4. Kelly Ripa
It all started when Kelly Ripa posted a picture of her and her husband Mark Conseulos on Instagram.
One person commented: “Too bad he’s short when he tries to look taller. It looks funny. Just be who you are.”
To which Ripa replied: “He’s tall where it counts, babe”
5. Dwayne Johnson
This might be the first-ever case of a double TMI.
So DJ Khaled , a couple months ago, faced critics when he said he wouldn’t perform oral sex on his wife.
And, Dwayne Johnson replied to that, saying:
“As a man, I take great pride in mastering ALL performances. This is probably a little TMI.. I will now quietly excuse myself from this fun thread”.
Good for you, Dwayne. You not so much DJ.
6. Katy Perry
They should call her Katy Pervy after that comment!
Haha but seriously, get a room you two. No need to be mucking up our feeds with your explicit sex talk.
7. Dean McDermott
One time, Mr McDermott came out and told the world what kind of lube he and his wife Tori Spelling use.
Uh, for the record, it was “an amazing and fantastic CBD lube.”
8. Kristen Bell
Here’s a story about one time when she had mastitis (build-up of milk in her breast duct) and things got a little weird:
“I was in Atlanta. We couldn’t call a doctor, and this was right after the baby stopped nursing.”
“So I said to my husband, ‘I really need you to suck this out.”
“We could talk about it, we could be weird about it, or you could just go ahead and nurse. He pulled [the milk] out. He had a cup next to him. He was pulling out and spitting into this cup, and I’ve never been more in love. In my life.”
9. JWoww
On her new boyfriend Zack Clayton Carpinello:
“We’re completely different — not a tattoo, nothing. Total white boy, polo-khaki-wearing. Not my style at all. But then he turns into this f—— monster in bed. I was like, ‘Are you an escort? What’s going on?’ It wasn’t normal. I had to look up positions and stuff.”
10. Chrissy Teigen
On her husband seeing her butthole :
“John and I had a double date, and we were joking around, and I go, ‘John’s never seen my butthole. And John says, ‘Are you kidding? Every time anyone does anything doggy style, you see a butthole. I see it every time.’ I was like, ‘We are never doing it doggy style again.’ “
11. Nikki Bella
On dating a dancer :
“Artem and I have an amazing sex life. When they say dancers are the best, let me tell ya: Once you have a dancer, you don’t go back. That’s it,”
“He just moves those hips. and he’ll even do it naked.”
“We went two weeks without having sex,” she told fans. “It kind of made me like angry, like you know how you get hangry? I don’t know if they have a name for it for sex … but I get hangry.”
Thanks, Nikki.
12. Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Clarkson is, without a doubt, iconic .
Not just because of those songs she sang when we were kids, but because of the fact that she’s just so… so… real.
Case in point, when she was asked about her bedtime routine, she replied:
“Well, Brynn, I was single for many years so… I have children, and how one makes children is generally what I do before bed — that’s not a lie.”
She added: “That’s real. That’s natural.”
13. Suzanne Somers
This 73-year-old lady has one of the most active sex lives in Hollywood.
Apparently, thanks to the pills she and her husband Alan Hamel take, they are in the mood for it all the time.
“I’m kind of in that groove,” she said.
“Like when you were younger and you’re in the mood all the time, and so is he because he’s on hormone replacements.”
But there’s more. Not only does the couple have sex twice a day…
But Somers jokes about sleeping through one of them!
“I usually say I sleep through one of them. That’s usually that one at 4 o’clock in the morning,” she joked. “But, you know, then again around 8 o’clock in the morning, I’m in the mood.”
14. Olivia Wilde
Before she was with Jason Sudekis , she was with one Prince Tao Ruspoli from Italy.
He came from a wealthy family, so he had all the money in the world to buy her things.
But there was one thing he couldn’t buy.
And that was her lady bits. They were no longer attracted to Tao. They had a hard time staying with the Prince.
“I felt like my vagina died. Turned off. Lights out …”
“And you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy.”
“But you cannot lie to your vagina.”
She continued: “Sometimes your vagina dies. Then you know it’s time to go. There’s no reason to sacrifice your womanhood and femininity for some sort of weird feeling of responsibility to something that may not be right. I feel like far too many women do that.”
And she finished this glorious display of TMI with a little bit of feminism:
“[Men] are not allowed to be the only ones thinking with their genitals. We think with our [vaginas].”
I don’t know whether to be grossed out at the oversharing or applaud the feminism.
15. Jessica Simpson
Apparently, Jessica had some trouble while she was pregnant. Mostly because of getting too sweaty around her rear end, because she had to wear Spanx.
But she tells the story in a pretty vulgar way.
“I just started calling myself ‘Swamp [Rear End],'”
“Like, I have swamp [expletive] right now. I had major swamp [expletive] because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut… It’s like the bayou up in that [expletive].”
16. John Mayer
Speaking of Jessica Simpson, John Mayer once did an interview with Playboy about all the women he had sex with, including Jessica Simpson.
Well, almost needless to say, he enjoyed it.
“That girl [Simpson], for me, is a drug.”
“And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me … Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”
You thought he was done, didn’t you? Nope, there’s more:
“There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f ckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to [expletive] you, I would start selling all my sh t just to keep [expletive] you.’”
17. Kim Kardashian
We love hearing about Kim and Kanye’s relationship, it’s fun, it keeps us in the loop!
But sometimes… Kim’s choice of words can be a little… weird
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“The doctor said when I have sex I have to lay down for, like, 10 to 20 minutes”
“So, I just had sex before you guys got here. He said it takes 10 minutes for a sperm to swim up there. I’m going to wait like 5 more minutes just for this to marinate inside of me,”
Ew, marinate?! Bad choice of words.
18. Michael Douglas
He may be married to a woman that is 25 years younger than him, but thanks to modern advances in medicine he can keep up with his significantly younger wife .
“At least in your head, your fire [still] burns as brightly [as when they first met]”
“Let’s not kid ourselves. But God bless her that she likes older guys. And some wonderful enhancements have happened in the last few years — Viagra, Cialis — that can make us all feel younger.”
Good for you, Michael.
