As much as we probably want to avoid them, we’re all going to run into some mild annoyances in our lives. You might even run into some today, which would suck.
On the plus side, you’re ( hopefully ) going to have a bit of a better day than these people. That might not stop you from getting annoyed on their behalf, though.
“The way my girlfriend eats a burrito.”
Isn’t the whole point of a burrito to eat it while it’s wrapped up? If she’s eating them like this, why not just order a burrito bowl and put some tortilla chips in it?
“Asked for a $30 bottle of Tito’s was told there weren’t any by delivery driver. Received stolen Sky instead as a replacement. Went to Target to check… Target had a full shelf… Reported the thief.”
Everything about this is confusing and annoying. Why lie about a product not being there? Why offload a random stolen item onto some unsuspecting person?
“I have excruciatingly painful ulcers in my throat. The size of the medicine I have to take in order to make them go away.”
Ah yes, the eternal struggle. Pain medicine is annoyingly painful when the pills are super big, but I imagine it’s even worse when the pain you’re trying to soothe is directly in your throat.
“This kills the guitar.”
I’m not saying it’s this person’s fault, but you probably should get into the habit of moving things that are anywhere near where a worker is installing something for you. Just in case they decide to make a mistake.
“Finally ate this piece of holiday candy my partner brought home. Turned out to be a hot cocoa bomb.”
I never understood the coca bomb trend. Bath bombs I get, but melting chocolate just looks like poop in your glass.
Like, it’s just confusing. Especially when you don’t tell someone it’s a cocoa bomb, and then they try to eat it.
“Thank you Doordash.”
On the plus side, the pizza is still edible. Sure, you’ll have to scrape some of the sauce and cheese off the inside of the box, but they won’t go to waste at the very least.
“Car was egged while it’s -5 F. If this sits for any amount of time or freezes, it can permanently damage the clear coat. I was just working from a local coffee shop, and came outside to this.”
I’m mostly just confused as to why egging things is still a thing people do. Like, go find something less destructive to do, maybe.
“Packaging for pre-peeled bananas.”
This is too frustrating to put into words. Peeling a banana isn’t that hard, so the fact that they’re sold in the first place is questionable. But what’s worse is the amount of packaging for three measly bananas.
“My newly purchase Now TV box no longer supports Now TV…”
This is when you go back to the store and return the TV, and then go and buy one that’ll actually work the way it’s supposed to.
Or, you could call customer support and see if there’s some kind of update you need.
“Rack your weights!”
There’s this little thing called gym etiquette that people tend to lack. They don’t know how to do simple things like put the weights back when they’re done using them, I guess.
On the plus side, you could use this as an excuse as to why you didn’t get your workout done.
“The fish tank at a restaurant I walked into…”
I genuinely feel bad for the fish that are living in that tank. The water is so murky and disgusting, it’s actually impressive that the fish haven’t all died.
And of course, this is just gross. Especially for a restaurant.
“My brother dealt these tiles.”
At least you could make a few smaller words, like “tie” or “toe.” Then, it’s just a matter of biding your time until you get better letters, and then plotting your revenge accordingly.
“When you put it in the wash and the string goes into hiding.”
Even if you tie a knot at the end, this still happens! And it’s the worst!
I know that using a safety pin can help you get it out, but it’s so annoying to have to do that all the time.
“My girlfriend’s parents shower has too many levers.”
Yeah, how do you know which knob is which? I guess testing them all out would work, if you aren’t afraid of getting blasted with hot or cold water. Using a different shower would also work.
“I can’t stop looking away from these tiles when I’m in class.”
There’s honestly nothing worse than a tile pattern that’s messed up in one spot. It’s going to be the only thing you stare at, and next thing you know, you can’t pay attention to the lesson.
“Downstairs half bathroom doorframe makes me incredibly uncomfortable.”
The most important thing about this is that the door can still open. Still, this is honestly very uncomfortable to look at. It’s filling me with an unnecessary amount of rage right now.
“What it looks like to win a standard weekend day.”
Imagine thinking that you’re going to get something nice from your employer, only for them to hand you a card that says you can take a day off without pay. I’d probably quit on the spot.
“Right…”
Of course, there’s a lot of irony in this picture. But I guess even non-stick surfaces aren’t immune to the adhesive side of a sticker. Too bad you can’t use soap and water on non-stick, or else you could take that off easily.
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