When you go through a bad breakup, going out with your girls and looking sexy is a mandatory . It heals any heartbreak, including that of a pro basketball player and father of your child cheating on you with a close family friend — not that I’m naming names, of course .
Now call me crazy, but it seems like that’s exactly what Khloé is doing in these NSFW pics she just posted to her Insta.
But I guess when your sisters are as hot as Kourtney and Kendall, it’s also mandatory you do a full photo shoot.
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In what appears to be a hotel hallway, the trio is serving us looks *and* legs for days.
Diamond mesh jumpsuits? Absolutely.
I love that we’re just fully showcasing Kourtney’s whole butt in this very artistic shot. Spanx who? 3 kids where? Sophia Richie whomst?
I mean, need we say more?
I also love that KoKo and Kourt absolutely had a unified vision for their outfits, and then just Kendall stepped in straight from an Austin Powers movie set.
Black tights and white 80’s heels — gagged for days.
If you’re wondering where the other sisters are, it looks like they hunted down Kylie after sis was straight chilling all night and then forced into this pic.
I love it anyway, though.
If these hot pics’ purpose was to grab Khloé’s ex, Tristan’s, attention, it appears to have worked.
Someone get this mans a drink cause he’s thirty AF. Classic fck boi move if you ask me. Can we just cancel him for good, now?
Regardless of the reasoning, we’re just happy to see KoKo back after not posting a new pic for like a week and a half.
Which is five decades in Kardashian time.
Khloé took to her Twitter to thank us (me) for all the love and support since the scandal broke.
We stan our queen and only want the best for KoKo and her sweet baby angel True!