The queen of clapbacks strikes again.
Chrissy Teigen just can’t seem to catch a break. People love to dunk on her. Unfortunately for them (and fortunately for all of us), there’s few things she relishes more than telling people to sit down.
So, as we know…
You do not mess with Chrissy Teigen. Like, ever.
Sometimes, she comes for your whole life. But other times, her comments are simple, succinct, and to the point. Was Stephanie okay when she popped off about cheesesteaks? We may never know.
People love to mommy shame her.
Actually, this is a 2-for-1 special: mommy shaming, and body shaming!
Chrissy truly gets it on all fronts, but at least she’s a pro at dishing it back. I feel confident in my choice to stan.
She did once try to defend John…
But she failed, on account of Idris Elba being far too handsome to try and roast successfully.
How tf has Idris not aged at all? Like, it’s not like he’s aged like fine wine. He just hasn’t aged, period.
So, we know that she’s good at this.
It might be her superpower, right after being a great mom and John’s #1 roaster.
So you can imagine what happened when someone commented on her Instagram with something she wasn’t feeling.
Chrissy posted this cute photo of her and Luna.
I truly can’t believe how big Luna is now. I swear she was a baby like, yesterday.
Chrissy, John, Miles, and Luna are on vacation in Hawaii, and Chrissy posted this pretty innocent picture for the New Year.
One person made a comment that got her attention.
“that’s a horrible photo shop chrissy,” she wrote.
See, here’s the thing about Chrissy: She replies to the most random comments. You never know which one she’s going to pick to either laugh at, or roast.
She picked this one.
“Why would i photoshop my [expletive] to be bumpy and smaller than it already is,” she replied.
I mean…she has a point. This is not the first time people have commented on Chrissy’s butt.
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People have been making comments about her butt for years.
Like this tweet, where it implied that John Legend’s pensive expression in this family shot with Chrissy and Miles was due to a reflection on Chrissy’s body.
As if.
Obviously, Chrissy clapped back.
You’re not going to pull one over on Chrissy — besides, she’s had her body her entire life, and she’s a professional model. Do you think she’s not aware of what she looks like?
Chrissy had a good point after this exchange.
There’s really no pleasing the trolls, which is probably why Chrissy seems to have more fun just clapping back at them instead. I can’t blame her!
That wasn’t even the only OTHER time someone’s commented on her butt.
During a Thanksgiving Q&A, someone asked her if the turkey was bigger than her butt. Her response? “Yes it is much bigger, it’s 22 pounds. I wish… I wish I had an ass like that, I guess.”
So obviously, the support flooded in.
“I will fight for @chrissyteigen’s honor,” entertainment personality Kirbie Johnson wrote.
I also agree. I would take up arms for her. I would go to battle for her. I would fight a war for her, okay?
People seriously wondered how she photoshopped herself.
“So Chrissy photoshopped herself in a pool, what being more wet? If you have nothing nice to say, go ahead and photoshop yourself saying something nice. Happy New Year!” One user wrote.
Get it together.
When a whole comment section turns back to their 7th grade science classes to school you, you know you’ve messed up really, really badly.
When I say I laughed out loud at this…
“Who thinks @chrissyteigen has enough time to sit and Photoshop all her candid mommy shots? She’s doing real [expletive] like playing her Switch. Priorities.”
Chrissy has been read to filth. I’m sad she didn’t see this comment, because she would have LOVED it.
Here’s the sad part, though.
@commentsbycelebs posted their interaction to their account, and Fiorella took to the comments to defend herself.
“ARE YALL SERIOUS it was an OBVIOUS joke. I can’t with the internet. I stan Chrissy forever n always. you guys are weird.”
She even left a new comment on Chrissy’s post.
“You’re beautiful beyond words. I love you. Happy New Years,” she wrote in the comments.
Fiorella, if you’re reading this: I got you, boo.
Happy New Year to us all, but especially people whose jokes flop on the internet.
And especially people whose jokes flop on the internet and get noticed by a celebrity famous for her sassy comebacks.
Hopefully the rest of 2020 can go by without this kind of incident for both Fiorella AND Chrissy.
