Ew, David! Why didn’t anyone tell me to save my money for a cruise that is based on the best show of all time, Schitt’s Creek ?! I wouldn’t have gotten Starbucks every day as a minor cure to my depression for the past two years if I knew I would be missing out on the vacation of a LIFETIME.
Yep, you read that title right — there’s going to be a “Schitt’s Creek” themed cruise next year that sounds like everything we need from the universe.
“Moira’s Boat Party: Ew, Cruising!” sets sail out of Miami, Florida, on March 30, 2023, for four unbelievable nights.
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The events are just as on-brand as you’d hope, with a “Fold in the Cheese” dinner and an “I like the wine, not the label” wine tasting.
Oh, and of course, there will be a performance by the Jazzagals.
Tickets start at $999, but if you want to travel like the Roses pre-bankruptcy, you’ll have to fork over four times as much, bébé.
To find out more about this epic vacation, check out the official website here .
