Is there anything better than a bad Photoshop job?
In a world where companies like Aerie have pledged to not use Photoshop on their models, some celebrities still insist on altering their own pictures.
Photoshop often gives off an illusion of perfectness, and thus unattainability. Bad Photoshop gives off pure hilarity.
Let’s get to it.
Kris Jenner
Guys…
Guys.
Kris did them both so dirty.
She and Gordon Ramsey both look like they’re in a low-budget animated movie, and someone forgot to sharpen the whole thing. I can’t believe she FaceTuned his forehead wrinkles.
Khloé Kardashian
There’s a lot wrong here.
First of all, even though Khloé’s butt is indeed large, it’s not…whatever size that is. It looks like two basketballs, tbh.
Second of all, why does her head look so big? Why does she look like a bobblehead?
Britney Spears
This is a totally normal pic, right?
Look at Britney’s back. Instead of seeing the sidewalk she’s lying on, you see water.
That’s because Brit Brit had her waist photoshopped to be smaller, but the artist messed the composition up. Yikes.
Kim Kardashian
This mirror selfie of Kim seems…almost normal. Peep her right (so, our left) side, though.
Her waist is blurred, and the door is slowly warping inwards. Bends like that are dead giveaways.
Rihanna
Unless someone purposefully built this wall so that the wainscoting is crooked on purpose, this one is a fail.
The weird thing is that Rihanna fully doesn’t need photoshopping. She and her thicc self are goals.
Kylie Jenner
I mean. You can see it.
Unless Fashion Nova makes a pair of jeans with one really long belt loop, it looks like Kylie might have, idk, retouched her butt a little.
Lindsay Lohan
I’m having a hard time figuring out the before of this picture.
The area around her butt is warped to hell, so what did it look like before ? Did she just have a really flat butt? Why did she then edit her legs?
All questions we will never get the answers to.
Khloé Kardashian (Again)
Who uses FaceTune/Photoshop on their baby ?
I’d understand if it was an Instagram or Snapchat filter, but it absolutely isn’t. That baby’s cheeks are way too smooth. I just don’t understand Khlo-Money’s motivation here.
Ariana Grande
Ari, why.
From the lightening of her skin to make her face a completely different shade of her body, to…whatever is going on with her hand, this shot of Ariana leaves a lot of questions unanswered.
Miranda Kerr
A classic retouching example.
Victoria’s Secret posted the image on the left. A few days later, Miranda Kerr posted the one on the right.
Not only did she shrink her own waist, but warped the bodies of the models with her, as well. Harsh.
Kendall Jenner
Kendall got in on the photoshopping-while-wearing-Calvins fun, I guess.
The door next to her stomach is bent where her thigh meets it. It’s likely she retouched her stomach and thigh to make a wave like that happen.
Beyoncé
This throwback picture of Bey has a big problem: her thigh gap.
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A quick glance at the stairs will tell you everything you need to know. She clearly wanted to widen that area, but the results speak for themselves.
Khloé Kardashian (…Again)
Hey, how many fingers does the average human have? Like, 5 a hand, right? Right?
Looks like Khloé is above average, because she is rocking at least 6 on her right hand. Girl, what?
Kris Jenner (Sans Gordon Ramsey)
Has Kris Jenner ever seen an arm before?
I lowkey can’t believe she left this up, especially considering that this Photoshop job is worse than most. The wavy part of her underarm is just so bad.
Kourtney Kardashian
You didn’t think I’d leave a sister out, did you?
I…just don’t know what to think about this one. The way her face is eerily smoothed out? The proportion of her head to the rest of her body? Her missing thigh?
Oh boy.
