Are y’all ready for some straight-up pettiness ? Because I am.
Celebrities low-key love to get messy in interviews, and we high-key love to see it. Let’s see some of the best of the absolute worst, shall we?
Drake and Pusha T have bad blood.

Drake said he’s “uninterested” in mending his feud with Pusha T.
“Some people like his music, I personally don’t ’cause I don’t believe any of it. And I like to listen to guys I believe.” He told Complex .
Mariah Carey accidentally created a meme.
In 2007, Mariah Carey was asked what she thought about Jennifer Lopez during a radio interview.
“I don’t know her,” she replied, and thus launched one of the most iconic gifs of all time.
Britney Spears saw right through Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake’s “Cry Me A River” famously featured a Britney lookalike.
“I think it looks like such a desperate attempt, personally. But that was a great way to sell the record. He’s smart. Smart guy,” she told Rolling Stone .
Heidi Montag did not like Lauren Conrad.

Say it ain’t so!
“I spent years pretending to like her for a living,” she told USWeekly in 2015. “It was literally my job to deal with her, and it wasn’t pleasant… I had nothing to do with her problems. I even tried to help her.”
Elton John really, really hates Madonna.
“She’s such a nightmare. Her career is over, I can tell you that. Her tour is a disaster and it couldn’t happen to a bigger [expletive],” he told Australia’s Channel 7 program Sunday Night .
Elsewhere in the interview, he said: “And she looks like a [expletive] fairground stripper.”
Gisele Bundchen said what we were all thinking.
She was in a contemplative place prior to her split with Leonardo DiCaprio.
“Was I alone in wanting to do some serious soul-searching while he stayed the same? In the end, unfortunately, the answer was yes,” she told Porter .
Bündchen is now married to Tom Brady.
Nicki Minaj destroyed Cardi B.

On her Beats 1 Radio show, “Queen Radio,” Nicki went off on Cardi after a shoe-throwing altercation at New York Fashion Week.
“You’re angry and you’re sad. This is not funny. Get this woman some [expletive] help. This woman’s at the highest point in her career and she’s throwing shoes?”
Megan Fox confirmed Michael Bay is exactly how he seems.
“[Bay] is like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation,” she told Wonderland in 2009. “He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is.”
Holy crap.
Paris Hilton solved the mystery of a generation.

And managed to shade Lindsay Lohan at the same time. On the infamous night she, Lohan, and Britney Spears had in 2006, she told MTV News in 2017:
“She wasn’t invited.”
She also called her “lame” and “embarrassing,” on Watch What Happens Live .
Miley Cyrus made a mistake when she came for Nicki Minaj.
Miley (politely) shaded Nicki in an interview with The New York Times :
“What I read sounded very Nicki Minaj, which, if you know Nicki Minaj, is not too kind. It’s not very polite. “I think there’s a way you speak to people with openness and love.”
Nicki decided to call Miley out while accepting an MTV VMA.
Chloe Sevigny was not feeling Jennifer Lawrence.

Chloe Sevigny was asked to comment on a few celebrities in an interview for V magazine, which feels like a trap.
When asked what she thought of Jennifer Lawrence.
“Jennifer Lawrence I find annoying. Too crass.”
George Clooney called Russel Crowe out.

“He picked a fight with me. He started it for no reason at all. He put out this thing saying, ‘George Clooney, Harrison Ford, and Robert De Niro are sellouts,'” he recalled of a 2005 comment by Crowe.
“He really went after me. And so I sent him a note going, ‘Dude, the only people who succeed when two famous people are fighting is People magazine. What the [expletive] is wrong with you?'”
Cher also hates Madonna.
She and Elton John must have a club.
“She’s unbelievably creative because she’s not unbelievably talented,” she said . “She’s not beautiful, but she’s kind of…she’s creative.”
Damn, what did Madonna do to them?
Christina Aguilera had nothing nice to say about Britney Spears.

“I know Britney. She’s not trailer trash, but she sure acts that way,” she told US Weekly in 2004, right after Britney and Kevin Federline got engaged.
“I can’t believe that girl bought her own engagement ring! I’ve seen it up close. It looks like she got it on QVC.”
Amber Rose kinda spilled some tea on Tyga.
Remember when Tyga and Kylie were still a thing? Amber Rose had some thoughts on that.
“Kylie’s a baby. She needs to go to bed at 7 o’clock and relax…That’s ridiculous,” she said . “He should be ashamed of himself. That’s how I feel, for sure… He has a beautiful woman and a baby. And left that for a 16-year-old that just turned 17.”
I mean…was she wrong?