Wife’s SHOCKING Response to Friends Asking if She Misses the ‘D’

Buckle up, folks, because we’ve got a juicy tale of lockdown drama, straight vs. gay couple struggles, and the age-old question: “Don’t you miss the D?” Our bisexual protagonist and her wife are navigating the challenges of raising kids during a pandemic, all while fielding snide remarks from straight friends who can’t seem to fathom a happy relationship without a flesh-and-blood phallus. But when a Zoom call turns into a husband-bashing session and our heroine claps back with some witty D jokes, things take a turn for the dramatic. Let’s dive in and see if she’s the a-hole for standing her ground!

Lockdown Struggles: Straight vs. Gay Couples

Straight Friends Can’t Stop Joking About Missing the D

Batting Back with Witty Comebacks

Lockdown Hits Straight Couples Harder

Keeping Quiet and Sympathizing

Zoom Call Turns into Husband Bashing Session

Friend Questions Our Division of Labor

Friend Implies My Wife’s Work is More Important

‍ ‍ ‍ My Wife Puts Kids First, Friend Takes it Personally

Agreeing We’re Lucky, Then… The Dreaded D Question

Bantering Back with D Jokes

Friends Laugh, One Suggests Getting a Wife with a Penis

Flurry of Texts Accusing Me of Being Insensitive

️‍ Accused of ‘Evangelizing Lesbianism’

‍♀️ AITA for Clapping Back at the D Jokes?

The Internet Weighs In: Is Our Bisexual Badass an A-Hole?

Well, well, well… it seems our straight-shooting, D-joke-slinging heroine has ruffled some feathers with her sassy comebacks! While her friends were busy complaining about their husbands and the struggles of lockdown life, our gal was just trying to keep things light with a little banter. But when one friend took it too far, implying that our protagonist should be doing more housework because her wife’s work is “more important,” the gloves came off. Cue the hilarious D jokes, laughter from the peanut gallery, and one very offended friend who couldn’t take the heat. Now, the internet is abuzz with opinions on whether our bisexual badass crossed the line or if her friends need to learn to take a joke. Let’s see what the masses have to say about this deliciously dramatic debacle!

Standing up against biphobia, NTA. Consider if they’re worth it

NTA for shutting down disrespectful friends’ constant ‘D’ jokes.

Setting boundaries with friends who ask inappropriate questions. NTA

Setting boundaries and avoiding double standards in domestic work.

Setting boundaries and spreading positivity during crazy times. NTA.

NTA. Friend’s weird comments about Masters vs PhD snapped the camel’s back?

Setting boundaries is key. Friend overreacted to harmless pushback. NTA

OP shuts down friend’s bashing with a royal clapback

Standing up to micro-aggressions, NTA for setting boundaries

Friend’s husband not pulling weight, NTA for managing well

Supportive comment suggests bigger issues in relationship, questions magic dicks.

Lesbian shuts down ‘missing the D’ jokes with dildo humor

Biphobia and insecurity lead to gross genitalia preference jokes. ESH.

Supportive comment defends OP’s reaction to insensitive friend.

NTA. The projection and insecurity of others is not your problem

Pushing the issue makes ESH, drop it for friends

Setting boundaries and saying no to passive-aggressive behavior.

When jealousy ends friendships. NTA for having a good life

Supportive comment calls out toxic friend, adds empowering sentiment.

Setting boundaries during quarantine – NTA for standing your ground

NTA. Commenter praises OP for being a supportive partner while calling out friends’ jealousy and biphobia. Suggests giving rude friend space and then discussing their hurtful comments. Offers kind gesture of making freezer meals for friend’s family.

Ridiculously intrusive comments on personal choices? NTA, call them out

Proud husband with a message for jealous friends ‍ ‍ ‍

Replacing a partner with a vibrator: Yay or nay?

Defending against subtle homo/biphobia, NTA for standing firm

Trashy friends make biphobic joke, but OP and wife healthy. NTA

Calling out sexism in the comments section. YTA for that.

Taking the high road: NTA but missed an opportunity

Defending dark humor against biphobic friends. You go, OP!

Bisexual commenter calls out friend’s belittling behavior towards wife

Choose being a better friend over being right.

Friend projecting insecurities onto you for having a healthier relationship

Friends’ obsession with sex life is questionable. NTA.

Biphobia and jealousy from ‘friends’? Time to find new ones!

NTA commenter calls out friends for relationship issues and homophobia

Why does ‘the D’ matter? NTA points out husband’s flaws.

Sarcastic ‘D’ joke didn’t land, NTA for reacting normally

Biphobia has no place in relationships. NTA for setting boundaries.

Celebrating healthy relationships and debunking heteronormative gender norms

NTA comment: Defending against biphobia from friends is hurtful.

Calling out OP for wanting to vent about their friend

Being accused of evangelizing lesbianism for having a good marriage

Supportive comment applauds healthy relationship dynamics.

Standing up against biphobia and transphobia in relationships.

Playful NTA comment defends teasing wife’s ‘D’ joke.

Friends projecting their insecurities onto OP, NTA for not reciprocating.

Domestic frustration may have caused wife’s shocking response. NTA.

Friend digs at OP, gets hit with a sore spot

Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it

NTA. True friends accept and respect your lifestyle choices.

Homophobia hinted in NTA comment, sparking discussion

Friend tries to invalidate marriage, NTA stands up against it

Assertive NTA setting boundaries with disrespectful ‘friends’.

Defending against homophobia with warranted comeback.

Lesbian shuts down ‘miss the D’ comments, no ignorant friends

Opinion or fact? NTA called out for generalizing men

NTA shuts down friends’ inappropriate ‘D’ talk with humor

Pushing the issue made it ESH. Communication is key

Defending oneself and SO from unwarranted criticism. NTA

Responding to a snide remark with a snide remark

Calling out biphobia and defending a healthy marriage.

Bi woman’s response to biphobia and intrusive questions. NTA

OP’s secure and supportive personality is praised.

Calling out generalization with a touch of humor

Friend is struggling and jealous, but asking about the ‘D’ is inappropriate

Stop asking that stupid question repeatedly, it’s not funny

NTA. Relationships are work and not reliant on genitalia. Friend needs to work on own relationship.

Defending a healthy queer relationship against unfounded criticism ❤️

Get more gay friends and ditch these weirdos. NTA

Don’t mess with a happily married man’s loyalty to his wife

Defending his wife against sexist expectations and jabs.

Friend accuses commenter of being crass, but gets put in place.

Don’t bring it up if you can’t handle the response ‍♀️

Friend won’t stop asking about ‘the D’? Shut it down.

A thought-provoking take on pissing matches in bar fights