Wife Believes Her B*tthole is a SECOND MOUTH in Jaw-Dropping Hygiene Dispute

Buckle up, folks! We’ve got a wild one for you today. Meet our protagonist, a man whose wife has taken the hippie lifestyle to a whole new level. From olive oil facials to sun-kissed a–holes, this story has it all! But the real kicker? The introduction of the infamous “hiney cloth.” Will our hero stand his ground against this unconventional wiping method, or will he succumb to the pressure of his wife’s natural obsession? Let’s dive in and find out!

Hippie Wife’s Natural Obsession

Organic Everything, But No Biggie… Right?

As Long as Modern Medicine is Still a Priority

The Asshole is Like the Mouth?!

Olive Oil Cleansing Down Under

Introducing the “Hiney Cloth”

The Great Toilet Paper Debate

Putting My Foot Down on the Hiney Cloth

Too Much Poop in the Washing Machine

≠ “Your Butthole is Not Your Mouth!” ≠

‍♂️ Am I Being Unreasonable? ‍♂️

I Can’t Be Crazy… Right?

The Great Hiney Cloth Showdown

In this hilarious tale of natural living gone too far, our protagonist finds himself at odds with his wife’s latest obsession: the “hiney cloth.” Despite her insistence on organic everything and unconventional personal hygiene practices, he draws the line at using old cotton rags to wipe his behind. The conflict escalates when their 5-year-old daughter is forced to use the hiney cloth, leading to a heated exchange about buttholes and mouths. ≠ Will our hero stand his ground, or will he be forced to embrace the hiney cloth lifestyle? The internet has some thoughts on this one, and they’re not holding back!

Bidet hose and natural soap suggested for cleaner hygiene

Vaginal hygiene debate takes unexpected turn with olive oil suggestion.

Bidet suggestion for hygiene dilemma sparks armchair diagnosis discussion

Bidet suggestion and ass hair grooming advice for hygiene dispute

Bidet and therapy needed according to empathetic commenter.

Red flags and cautionary advice for dealing with delusional wife.

Bidet enthusiasts unite! NTA for not using ‘inefficient’ cloth

Hippie-ass hygiene issues causing sex life problems, NTA suggests help needed

Using a ‘hiney cloth’ is insane! Get a bidet and organic paper. NTA.

Organic toilet paper or bidet? NTA’s hygiene advice debated.

Bidet might solve hygiene dispute over cloths for cleaning b*tthole

Respect her choice, but she can’t force it on you.

Bidet might be a better idea than vodka soaked tampons

NTA commenter thinks olive oil and washcloths are too far.

A man’s humorous response to a bizarre hygiene dispute.

Red flag about wife’s hygiene practice and potential anti-vax beliefs.

User questions wife’s hygiene beliefs, warns against dangerous practices.

Hygiene advice met with shock and disgust

Bidet suggestion for wife’s hygiene; avoid olive oil acne issues.

Encouraging seeking professional help for wife’s hygiene obsession. ‍♂️

Not washing properly is one thing, but spreading fecal matter

Concerned commenter suggests psychiatric help for hygiene dispute.

Eco-friendly diaper wipes advice + NTA support

Hygiene debate sparks hilarious NTA comment about bum wiping

Concerned commenter warns about potential cult mommy group and extreme behavior

Natural soaps are okay but not shitrags in the washer.

A commenter criticizes a woman’s hygiene beliefs as ‘batshit’

Concerned commenter suggests therapy for wife’s hygiene beliefs.

Hygiene dispute turns gross, olive oil cleanse on vagina? NTA.

Reusable TP is a thing? Olive oil down there? NTA

Belief in toxins harms family hygiene. Olive oil isn’t soap. NTA.

NTA, but watch your diet!

Husband seeks advice on wife’s bizarre hygiene and child-rearing habits

Using a bidet makes the most sense here. NTA.

Bidet needed to prevent b*tthole-misconceptions, but be polite.

User defends OP’s right to veto wife’s hygiene choices.

Using paper is recent, bidet is healthy choice, but rags are bad

Toxic hygiene dispute causing daughter to be brainwashed by wife. NTA.

Concerned commenter suggests wife needs professional help in hygiene dispute

A Reddit user wins with a hilarious comment

Using olive oil around genitals is bad, but sunning a**hole is weirder.

NTA, but hope 5-year-old isn’t cleaning mom’s vagina with olive oil

South Park reference brings humor to bizarre hygiene dispute. NTA.

Olive oil on her vagina? Hygiene dispute gets NTA support

Hygiene concerns arise in discussion about wife’s unique methods

Communication is key! Try a bidet solution

Olive oil soap for down there? Bidet as middle ground

Concerned comment suggests therapy and OBGYN for wife’s issues.

A spicy comment on hygiene with a touch of sarcasm

Bidets > ‘Family Cloth’. NTA, but add fiber for cleanliness.

Putting olive oil on genitals is unhygienic. Worry for wife’s well-being. NTA

Choose your own bottom cleaning adventure! NTA wins.

Using your b*tthole as a second mouth? NTA for refusing.

Bidet and separate washing machine suggested for hygiene dispute

Reusable toilet cloth? No thanks! NTA for declining.

Using tissues or paper towels as toilet paper is reasonable. NTA.

NTA comment suggests a clever solution to hygiene dispute

Bidet recommended for hygiene dispute involving poop rags. NTA stance.

Hygiene dispute sparks debate over toilet paper and wipes

Empathetic comment highlights potential underlying issue with humorous twist

User defends husband in hygiene dispute; criticizes wife’s behavior.

Parent worried hygiene dispute will make kid a target at school

Wife believes b*tthole is a second mouth, husband calls out foolishness.

NTTA: Not the tanned a-hole. Support Mom’s hippie kick.

Not the a**hole, but maybe add some veggies

Let your kid wipe however they’re comfortable. NTA!

NTA questions potential health hazard of olive oil hygiene method.

NTA, but apologize for snapping. Have respectful talk and suggest doctor.

Olive oil and caked assholes? Nope, gross just gross

NTA suggests bidet for wife’s hygiene, raises child safety concerns