Art may be subjective, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be ugly . Ugly doesn’t always mean bad, after all. And when it comes to the ugly things in this list, that couldn’t be any truer.
Yeah, they probably won’t win any awards , but it’s clear that someone put effort into these atrocities. This is what happens when you have questionable taste.
“This house in Oakland, CA.”
I would honestly hate living at a house like this. Like, imagine inviting people over and the first thing they say to you is, “wow, your house is pink!” Sounds like a nightmare.
“Crocissant.”
As much as I hate this, I’d probably still eat it. Bread is bread, after all.
And to be honest, that pun is probably the best thing about this.
“Swarovski Crystal Car.”
This is, like, actually kind of pretty? I still wouldn’t drive around in a car like that.
But what I’d hate more than anything else is to be stuck behind this thing in traffic. On a sunny day.
“Monster Prius.”
This is what happens when your friends keep making fun of you for owning a car like a Prius. You end up going overboard while trying to make it look “cool.”
This medical cake is looking a little too realistic.
I applaud whoever made this cake, because it’s doing a really good job at grossing me out right now. Like, I know that isn’t actually blood, and that “stool” sample is just a chocolate bar. But it looks really real.
“Boot buddy on Wayfair…”
On one hand, this thing is surprisingly cute. On the other hand, it’s also kind of terrifying. Somebody had an idea and decided to make it real, but I almost wish they didn’t.
“The olive bowl acts as a pop socket!!”
This thing is horrendous. It’s also horrendously clever. It’s something I can appreciate from afar, but would never want anywhere near my phone.
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This… water… fountain?
I mean, at least we know it isn’t a whiskey fountain. But how can we be sure it’s water , and not something alcoholic?
Either way, I surprisingly like this one.
“Heads in a wall. Found in Rome, Italy.”
I’m sure I can speak for everyone when I say that those heads are incredibly unsettling. Nicely made, sure. But they feel a little too realistic, if you know what I mean.
“This Bedazzled Sprite Clutch in a Storefront Window.”
To be honest, as horrendous as this Sprite clutch is, I feel like whoever decides to buy it and walk around with it (in public) would be the most powerful person on Earth.
“Gucci Baby Bed I saw for sale.”
Any baby that sleeps in this crib is probably going to grow up with the most unrealistic expectations about the world. Unfortunately for that kid, not everything in life is going to be Gucci.
“These Patrick Star Nails.”
Am I uncomfortable? Only a little. I’m mostly impressed by the fact that somebody out there made these. Patrick has never looked more fabulous.
“Measure cooking ingredients by the rule of thumb.”
I actually hate everything about this. I honestly can’t think of a single person who would want a spoon with a giant thumb on the end in their kitchen. Like, what??
This cable knit… armchair?
As much as I love knits, a knit chair seems a little excessive. And this one in particular is really strange, because it has buttons on the seat! That can’t be comfortable to sit on.
“Tray made from coins.”
I think what makes this tray so offensive to me is the fact that it’s just made out of coins. Like, not a tray covered in coins, but one that’s nothing but coins. It’s just plain bizarre.
“Princess Diana Cabinet.”
I get that people used to really love Princess Diana once upon a time (and many probably still do), but this is just ridiculous.
This cute teddy bear with a little surprise!
For the most part, this is a pretty cute teddy bear. Of course, it would be way cuter and much less terrifying without the second bear coming out of its stomach, but you win some, you lose some.
“Seen on a weird secondhand finds group. It did not go home with them.”
This seems like one of those things that was custom made for a specific person, and then that person decided to give it away for whatever reason. I somehow doubt this shirt is gonna be leaving the shelves of that thrift store anytime soon.
“…Wood floors?”
I mean, these are technically wooden floors. But the fact that somebody went and did this is making me really angry. I don’t even know if the execution was all that good, if I’m being completely honest.
“Table spotted on eBay.”
I’m not gonna lie, I kind of like the table. I wish the hand looked a little less like a hand, though. But I guess that’s part of the table’s charm.
