The world is full of strange , wonderous, and amazing things. It’s also full of really annoying, really aggravating things that nobody wants to look at. And yet, it feels like we have to look at them.
This list is full of stuff that’s making me want to tear my own hair out. It just goes to show how weird the world is.
“My friend’s keyboard on his laptop. The longer you look the worse it gets.”
I think it should be illegal to mess your keyboard up this badly. Sure, it doesn’t hurt anyone. But it’s still making me really, really angry.
“This stairway has a surprise step.”
Oh but don’t worry; there’s a nice rail right there. Not that it’s going to stop you from toppling down those stairs or anything. This looks like a bunch of broken ankles just waiting to happen.
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“Teachers who teach children love teaching to love learning.”
I know it’s supposed to read, “Teachers who love teaching, teach children to love learning,” but they probably shouldn’t have used that phrase. Even when you read it in the right order, it’s still kind of confusing.
“My GF has been watching TV with a red USB cable dangling in front for about a week now.”
This makes me so mad because how can that not bother a person? Like, I’d be getting up to move that cable after a couple seconds, let alone a week.
Objectively the worst part about flying.
People who do this shouldn’t be allowed to fly. Not only is it super inconsiderate, it’s really disgusting. No one wants to sit next to a complete stranger’s nasty bare foot! Come on, people!
“Went to an estate sale. They had THESE drapes around their in-ground bathtub in their CARPETED bathroom.”
There isn’t much to say about this that hasn’t already been said. It’s a bathroom that came straight out of a moldy nightmare.
“iloveyoutothemkon&toinfinitybackandbeyon d forever andever.”
It took me so long to realize that this says, “I love you to the moon & back, to infinity and beyond, forever and ever,” that I’m now convinced this sign wasn’t meant to be read.
“Toilet door from a London pub.”
I’m really hoping that’s actually a shutter that can be closed. That would at least make the door a little less creepy. At the same time, though, it’s always going to be creepy.
“Also, the switch doesn’t work!”
Ah yes, another example of a genius install job. I swear, it’s like some people look at stairs and completely forget how to design and build a space that’s both safe and functional.
“Someone’s getting an F- for this.”
Here’s hoping their grammar is at least a little better than their spelling. And if not, maybe they’re the ones who need to take a class. Brushing up on their proofreading probably wouldn’t hurt.
Turn le(right)ft.
Based on the arrows at the end of the street, I want to say you can only turn left there. Either way, I don’t think I’d be trying to drive down there, wherever it is.
“Must‘ve been a speedrun.”
I once did this to my own sandwich by accident and it was probably the worst experience of my life. I think it’s probably worse when someone else does it to a burger that you paid money for.
“I don’t know what I did to anger the bagel God.”
It’s funny how this is nothing more than a bagel without its bagel hole, and yet it looks like something cursed. It’s just wrong. Inhuman. Unnatural. I hate it.
“I outdid our competitors, boss!”
Either this is a hilariously bad typo, or whoever’s trying to sell this item is doing their best to pull the wool over our eyes. Either way, I have to say I’m totally not a fan.
“This sign outside this mini golf course.”
I’m now convinced that some people out there don’t actually know that ASAP stands for “as soon as possible,” and isn’t just a word people stick into sentences for fun. Because, like, what?
“They put the lamp… under the ceiling…”
It’s all fun and games until the light burns out. Then it’s a matter of figuring out how to take the cage off to change the light. Then it’ll lead to wondering why anyone would do this in the first place.
“I asked my gf to cut the potatoes in half. Those are teeth marks.”
This picture is causing me actual physical pain. I feel like I’m looking at something I was never supposed to see.
OP’s gf is… creative, I guess?
“These apartment windows outside my office don’t match up.”
This is one of those things where you might not notice it at first, but as soon as you do, you can’t pass by the building without getting irrationally angry.
“How our academy installed the gymnasium’s new floor.”
I think the worst part about this is the fact that no one is going to fix it. That floor is going to look like that for years. Decades, probably.
“Sure would be a shame if someone stole this, good thing it’s locked.”
Oh yes, locked up so well. You know, apart from the fact that the lock is attached to a carabiner, which would be very easy to open up.
