We’ve had encounters or conversations that were so dumb they remain stamped in our brains forever. Be it someone with the spelling capabilities of a three-year-old, or them just not understanding what you’re saying, we remain dumbfounded at the stupidity .
Luckily for us, there’s a Twitter account that documents the best of these types of interactions, dubbing themself The Stupid Police . Let’s take a look at some of the people they’ve charged.
Upping the ante.
A good deal is hard to resist, but it becomes easy when the deal is simply no longer available. Apparently, that was a hard concept for this buyer to grasp. I’d say I hope they found a TV elsewhere, but I’m not sure they deserve one.
For sale, new shoes.
Never worn. Worn, you see that word? I get that conventionally it’s a strange past-tense conjugation for the word ‘wear’, but any English-speaking person above the age of six should know about it and be able to use it.
Also, if you’re going to write it like that, at least spell it ‘weared’!
Wise beyond her years.
Being a girl actually does help answer this. As we all know, boys are measured on a totally different age scale, where bigger years actually make them older. In this case, though, no, you’re still the younger sister.
A change of scenery.
If they think the United States government is bad, just wait until they see how the California government is! The exact same but it’s hotter all the time and there are more people around, which is objectively worse.
Customer service.
You know, at least he admitted to his mistake on that one. Might not have been his brightest moment, but instead of leaving Domino’s hanging he decided to broadcast his mistake to the world in order to hold some accountability. That’s a man with integrity.
Locked out.
Many men might not know this, but after a certain age you gain the ability to phase in and out of vehicles at will. The metal barrier that separates you from the driver’s seat no longer matters. You’ve become all the more powerful against the machines.
Celebrity encounters.
The best part about this tweet were the people coming up with names for this Drake imposter. My favorites were Brake and Drunk, but there was a list of them. Hopefully he broke the news to that girl, but given his haircut, being mistaken for Drake was probably his goal.
Showing off.
This is one of those silly moments that are actually pretty wholesome. An innocent miscommunication that the two will probably laugh about in the future.
And, as someone in the replies pointed out, he does look exactly like the type of guy who’d drive an old Mercedes.
Piece by piece.
What? Do you mean to tell me this person wasn’t Frankenstein-ed together from different body parts that were created in different regions across the country? That makes them infinitely less interesting, sorry. I’m only interested in communicating with the results of questionable science experiments.
Low effort.
I know we’re all sick and tired of scams like this, and we can identify them nearly flawlessly at this point, but that doesn’t mean they should just quit trying!
Like, come on, they didn’t even try with this one! It makes me think they don’t care about this scammer-scammed relationship at all.
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Talk of the town.
They were probably talking about how much this guy hates them. Grapes are pretty sensitive, and with how close those bunches are, if one grape hears something, they all do. He’d be at the top of the rumor mill in seconds.
Water off a duck’s back.
We don’t, but we should. Not needing to care about rain would be great. Instead of taking showers to clean ourselves, we can learn how to take dust baths instead like chinchillas, fill our tubs up with sand and spin around wildly.
Nevermind.
Well, this was a pretty bad start, wasn’t it? The message saying the tweet has been deleted makes this whole image better.
Not only that, but they probably thought they deleted it before anyone saw it. Nothing escape’s the internet’s all-powerful gaze.
Sure, technically.
The statement isn’t exactly wrong here, they just failed to think about the future. Nobody turns zero years old, yes, now let’s go through every other age that people turn and count just how many include a zero in them.