PhD Wife Shuts Down ‘Missing the D’ Jokes in Most Epic Way

Buckle up, folks! This story is a wild ride through the world of lockdown struggles, straight vs. gay couple dynamics, and the ever-present “missing the D” jokes. As a happily married woman in a same-sex relationship, our protagonist finds herself navigating the treacherous waters of Zoom calls and text messages with her straight friends who just can’t seem to stop obsessing over the almighty penis. Get ready for some witty banter, awkward moments, and a whole lot of drama!

Lockdown Struggles: Straight vs. Gay Couples

Straight Friends Can’t Stop Joking About Missing the D

Batting Back with Witty Comebacks

Lockdown Hits Straight Couples Harder

Keeping Quiet and Sympathizing

Zoom Call Turns into Husband Complaints

Friend Questions Our Equal Partnership

Awkward Moment: Friend Implies Wife’s Work is More Important

‍ ‍ ‍ My Wife Puts Kids First, Friend Takes it Personally

Agreeing to Avoid Conflict

The Inevitable “Missing the D” Joke Strikes Again

Friends Laugh, One Suggests Getting a Wife with a Penis

Texts Fly: Friend Claims to be in a Fragile Place

️‍ Accused of Evangelizing Lesbianism

AITA for Standing Up for Myself?

Straight Friend Accuses Bi Woman of Evangelizing Lesbianism After D Joke Goes Wrong!

Well, well, well… looks like our straight friend couldn’t handle a taste of her own medicine! After constantly joking about our protagonist missing the D, she finally clapped back with a witty retort about having plenty of D at home without the baggage of a man attached. Apparently, that was too much for Little Miss Fragile, who stormed off the call and started accusing our girl of evangelizing lesbianism! The internet had a field day with this one, so let’s dive into the juiciest responses and see what the masses have to say about this D-rama!

Pushing back against biphobia in a witty way

NTA, friends’ jokes about ‘missing the D’ are disrespectful and annoying

Friend defends PhD wife against inappropriate ‘missing the D’ joke.

NTA shuts down friend’s double standard on domestic work.

NTA shuts down negative ‘friend’ suggesting a positive outlook

NTA. Comment invalidates relationship. Girlfriend relates w/ advanced degrees confusion.

Setting boundaries is important. NTA for pushing back.

NTA fires back at bashing and mutes fragile friend

Standing up to micro-aggressions is a NTA power move

Empathetic comment about relationship dynamics with a cooking metaphor ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

Supportive comment on relationship and sex positivity

Lesbian shuts down ‘missing the D’ jokes with humor

Bi erasure and biphobia called out with a dash of humor

Supportive reply to NTA who stood up for their relationship

NTA shuts down projection and insecurity behind putting others down.

Redditor points out ESH situation in missing the D post.

Setting boundaries is important, and mind-reading isn’t necessary.

When success ruins friendships. NTA but it happens.

Supportive comment shuts down toxic friend’s hate

Setting boundaries is important, NTA handled it well.

NTA. Commenter praises OP’s equitable partnership and criticizes friends’ biphobia.

Woman shuts down uterus comments with epic response

Supportive comment from a husband with a unique marriage ‍ ‍ and baby

Woman shuts down ‘missing the D’ jokes with epic response

Support for standing up against subtle homo/biphobia in jokes.

Shutting down trashy friends who make bi-phobic jokes

User calls out sexism and bad partners in comments. YTA.

Fairness only goes so far, but taking the high road matters

Biphobic friends meet their match with dark sexual humor

Bisexual woman supports PhD wife’s clapback against belittling friend

Choosing to be a better friend is better than being right

Friend projecting insecurity about relationship onto OP for having healthier one

Friends’ obsession with vagina is suspect, NTA shuts them down

Standing up against biphobia and toxic friends is empowering

NTA shuts down ‘missing the D’ jokes, calls out relationship issues

Why make ‘missing the D’ jokes? NTA shuts it down.

NTA defends wife’s reaction to inappropriate joke with grace

Biphobia shut down in most epic way

NTA. Heteronormative gender norms are bs, fellas should be *dynamite*

NTA comment defends the PhD wife and suggests dropping ‘miss the D’ jokes.

Calling out a jokester in the most epic way

NTA shuts down ‘lesbian’ joke with epic clapback

Supportive comment applauds PhD wife’s relationship and work ethics

Standing up against biphobia and transphobia. NTA

Playful reply defends jokester’s right to joke without malice.

Projection much? Commenter defends PhD wife against unwarranted jokes.

Domestic frustration or not, NTA for shutting down jokes

Friend tries to make herself feel better, gets shut down

User defends ‘missing the D’ joke, but misses the point

Friendship or not, her behavior was unacceptable. NTA

Homophobia accusation in response to NTA comment

NTA: Friend invalidating marriage with ‘missing the D’ jokes

Setting boundaries with friends over disrespectful jokes.

NTA shuts down homophobic and biphobic comments in friendship banter

Lesbian shuts down ‘missing the D’ jokes, NTA wins.

NTA, but be careful not to generalize all men negatively.

Heterosexual comment applauds PhD wife shutting down missing D jokes

Unpopular opinion: YTA for pushing the ‘D’ jokes. ESH now.

Defending oneself and SO from unwarranted ‘criticism’

User calls out missing the ‘D’ jokes and toxic masculinity.

Bisexual erasure is not a joke. Shut it down!

Biphobia is rampant. Bi-folks face so many intrusive questions. NTA.

OP’s secure response shuts down homophobic ‘joke’.

Calling out generalized insults with a dose of humor

NTA friend may be jealous and resentful of husband’s behavior

Repetitive jokes aren’t funny, says PhD wife

NTA. Relationship work is not reliant on genitalia.

NTA shuts down ‘missing the D’ joke with epic response

NTA shuts down homophobic jokes and promotes healthy relationships ️‍ ❤️

The commenter defends the husband’s response to an inappropriate joke.

Defending your partner and calling out sexist jokes is important!

Friend makes ‘missing the D’ joke, gets called out for hypocrisy

NTA shuts down friend’s double standard with logical response

Friend won’t drop ‘missing the D’ joke, NTA shuts her down

Insightful comment on aggression and status in conflicts.