Relationships have their ups and downs. The great parts are always, well, great! But the not-so-great parts might end up leaving a bad taste in your mouth.
When it comes to these people’s relationships , I’m half tempted to tell them to run. Their partners seem to have some very… questionable tastes and habits, let’s put it that way.
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“The way my GF left this avocado.”
This is… kind of terrifying. Like, how do you just leave a whole avocado looking like that? I almost feel like this could be grounds for divorce. Almost, but not quite. Maybe bring it to a divorce court judge’s attention at least.
“The amount of ‘not empty yet’ bottles of soap my gf has in the shower.”
Look, I’m all for using every last bit of conditioner or shower gel. But you should probably use it before you open a new bottle. Or else you just end up with clutter that annoys your partner.
“How my BF hung the clock.’
I’m sure for some people, that inch or two of overhang wouldn’t be a concern at all. But for others (like me), this would just bug you all day. How can anyone hang a clock so… wrong?
“My fiancé refuses to finish a bottle of Coke before opening another.”
This seems like such a colossal waste of Coke. Like, at least if you leave shower gel for a few weeks, it’s gonna be fine. But Coke? Those opened bottles are probably already flat.
“My bf carried the cupcakes sideways in the bag…”
Any person who doesn’t treat a container full of cupcakes (or any dessert item, for that matter) with the utmost care and respect, is probably evil. Like, at least a little evil.
“Spouse likes to live dangerously.”
See, most of the things in this list are annoying, but ultimately harmless. This , on the other hand, is actually dangerous. Don’t use a dryer if you aren’t going to clean out the lint screen after every load .
“My partner has a perfectly cromulent method for opening crisps.”
Oh yeah, cromulent indeed. If cromulent actually means terrible (it doesn’t). You can’t even close the bag like that. All the chips are going to go stale, and maybe attract some bugs.
“My gf eats the rough edges in the popcorn then puts it back in the bowl, covered in spit.”
Yeah, that’s just plain gross. This is one person you can never share popcorn with, unless you like eating someone’s leftovers.
“Went to the bathroom. Came back to find that my GF had taken a bite out of my burrito.”
As someone who gets possessive over food, I feel this to my core. Can’t even leave your burrito alone for a second.
“Spouse opens all food items this way.”
I swear, some people really just want to watch the world burn. There’s no reason not to just pull the full film off, unless you’re some kind of supervillain. I’d be careful about this one.
“Please tell the court why you murdered your spouse…”
People who just stick their used eggshells back in the carton may be my least favorite people in the world. It’s not like it takes that much time to stick ’em in the garbage or compost!
“I made brownies. My fiancé wanted to irritate me.”
For whatever reason, people who cut directly into the middle of a cake, brownies, pizza, or any other food that you have to slice, kind of scare me. Like, what secrets are they hiding?
“My bf borrowed a ‘pair’ of my ear plugs.”
I mean, if somebody borrowed earplugs from me, I probably wouldn’t be asking for them back. Even if they totally ruined the color coordination that the set had going for it.
“I bought a spoon with a built in rest that keeps the end up because my bf always makes a mess with them. This is how he’s left it.”
I guess he just can’t be in the kitchen without making a mess. Sigh …
“How my partner uses toothpaste…”
If you’re going to be sharing toothpaste, the very least you could do is make sure it’s at least a little clean. No one likes opening the tube to find someone else’s crusty toothpaste mess.
“How my spouse and my MIL ‘open’ the bag of cereal.”
I can already see it. All the cereal that’s pooled along the bottom of the box because of the way the bag was opened. It’s probably all gross and stale, too.
“The way my spouse replaces the toilet paper roll.”
I’m realizing that most of this list is just normal things people are too lazy to do. Like, how hard is it to take the old roll out and put the new one in? Not hard, actually.
“The way that my GF eats a pizza…”
Okay, I get it. Some people don’t like pizza crust (which is just bonkers, because that’s the best part!). But there’s a better way to eat around the crust than… whatever monstrous method this is.
“After 10 years of asking my wife politely to not wash my good chef knives in the dishwasher.”
That’s… so sad. You’d think after the first few years, that it’d stick. But I guess some people truly don’t care that chef’s knives should be washed by hand.
“How my husband wrote the date that he opened this orange juice.”
Good logic, except for one thing. It’s literally always today. There’s know way to know which today is the today that the juice was opened. Hopefully he’ll drink it quick enough that it won’t matter.
Last Updated on April 13, 2022 by Ashley Hunte
