One of the best things about being a sentient creature is the freedom to make your own choices. You can go about things and live your life in pretty much any way you can imagine .
Sometimes, though, these life choices are more than a little bit questionable .
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“Someone has been going around Austin, Texas setting up Ice Kings in random places.”
This is quite a dedicated undertaking, because setting up a full Night King, let alone many Night Kings, is way more involved than setting up some other kind of prank.
“This ‘Not OJ’ license plate on a white Ford Bronco.”
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It’s good of this driver to be specific, I suppose, but if they really didn’t want to get confused with O.J. Simpson, they probably shouldn’t have bought a white Bronco in the first place.
“My local supermarket is selling airplane food because nobody is flying.”
This is one way to repurpose unused airline food, but I just don’t find it appealing. There’s no way that food that tastes gross and bland at 30,000 feet will taste any better at ground level.
“Papa John’s left their oven pan in my pizza box.”
This is either an indictment of the quality control at this specific Papa John’s location, or a big win for the person who received it. It isn’t every day you get an authentic Papa John’s oven pan for free.
“Vending machine at work made an error and distributed everything all at once.”
Whoever programmed this vending machine has some serious explaining to do. Likewise, whoever took this photo needs to roll up their sleeves and get in there, because you don’t get opportunities like this every day.
“My statue of Zeus broke and now he looks like he’s throwing someone a roll of toilet paper.”
Some folks like the all-powerful version of Zeus, but I think I like this one better. He’s just a guy who’s here to help if you ever run out of TP.
“A new way of being awful at 35,000 feet…”
Unless you’re part of the Diamond Elite First Class Premium Club, you’re flying economy. Flying economy is kind of an unpleasant situation at the best of times, and this photo doesn’t exactly show the best of times.
“Last year we had a bag break and it dropped a 1.75L bottle of vodka and the pavement’s been clean there ever since.”
I’m not sure if this is a win because it’s cleaned part of the driveway, or a loss because it’s exposed how dirty the rest of the driveway is.
“Tide comes in, tide goes out. Can’t explain that.”
If you’ve got a big, heavy trailer and you’re ever tempted to park it on the beach, here’s some advice: don’t. This thing is going to be impossibly buried in wet sand in no time flat.
“There is a cursor in my jigsaw puzzle picture.”
I would imagine that creating jigsaw puzzles in the modern age consists of copying and pasting photos onto a template. Seems easy enough, but it’s crucial to not leave a big honkin’ cursor right in the middle of everything.
“My change collection is starting to become unmanageable.”
I once had a change collection like this, and it was a source of anxiety…a big, heavy, low-value source of anxiety. The best thing to do, of course, is to cash it out.
“This stack of towels and rolls looks like Cookie Monster.”
I’m glad this person snapped a pic, because if they told someone they saw a bunch of towels that looked like the Cookie Monster, they’d probably get some weird looks.
“My meat pie tonight turned out to be solid pastry all through.”
I like the pastry part of pies as much as the next guy, but I think this is taking things to an unnecessary level. Combined with the fries, this is a very tan-colored meal.
“Heavy rain turns stairway into waterfall.”
This is a pretty sight to look at in an abstract sense, but in a real-world sense, I’d like to have a word with whoever designed these stairs. It seems like an engineering fail.
“My coworker’s scarf looks like a CVS receipt.”
We all know how long those pharmacy receipts can get, even when you’re just buying a candy bar. With that in mind, I’m not entirely convinced this is actually a novelty scarf and not an actual receipt.
“This weird lemon that grew on our lemon tree.”
Normally I’m on board with fruit and veggies that look weird, because on the inside they’re just as good as their more conventional cousins. But in this case, I just don’t know. How would one squeeze this lemon?
“I saw a wood carved stop sign.”
I didn’t know that there was an overlap between skilled carpenters and street sign manufacturers, but here we go. The only downside is that there’s no way this sign is particularly reflective when it’s dark outside.
“I left a summer roll on my desk for 4 days. The bean sprouts are sprouting.”
How can you turn a humble appetizer into a legitimate ecosystem? It might sound hard, but there’s literally one step to follow: just leave it out for a few days.
“Workers on a scissor lift floating in a swimming pool.”
I suppose this makes more sense than draining the pool and setting up the scissor lift on the bottom. But if this thing fell into the pool somehow, getting it out would be a huge hassle.
“My grandma didn’t want anyone blowing out candles on the cake because of covid so she made a birthday banana.”
This is a good way to avoid getting germs on the cake, but also just kind of a weird thing to do. Maybe just forego the candles next time.
