Some weird things in this world exist because weird things just, like, exist. Other weird things exist because people decided they wanted to add a little more excitement to their lives.
I think it’s safe to say that the things in this list fall into the latter category . I kind of wonder what went through people’s minds when they thought of these strange curiosities, but maybe it’s better if I don’t know.
“Found this building in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam.”
I don’t think the fact that someone tried to maximize space by building a very skinny building is weird. What’s weird is making it stick out with that blue color. Still, it’s pretty neat.
“Pepperoni pizza.”
It’s a… literal pepperoni pizza. I should be mad, but somehow I’m not. I guess I’m more impressed by the commitment to the bit than anything else.
…I’d still eat it.
“Where the forever single go to live.”
I can’t tell if it’s truly supposed to be No Date street, North Date street, or if somebody stuck that “no” on there for fun. Either way, someone knew what they were doing here.
How to get people’s attention on the road.
This is a very clever way to get people to sign up for truck driving school. Or at least, I like to think it is. If I wanted to be a truck driver, I’d try to learn from these people.
“DOGS OWN THE TRUCK!”
Those dogs look like they’re ready for the adventure of a lifetime. They also look pretty smug and comfortable considering they don’t pay for gas. But hey, it’s their way.
Solve for your license plate.
I mean, the opportunity was right there, so I totally don’t blame the person who decided to solve that math problem directly on the car. But also, eww, math.
“A tree fell against my house yesterday (thanks Eunice). Today this guy came to the rescue!”
That truck is absolutely right. We do all love Morgan Treeman. And Morgan Freeman, for that matter.
I’m really glad this tree removal service exists. Truly.
“My buddy brought this into work for me tonight… I love it.”
Because of course Funko would do something like this. I’m not gonna lie, this Notorious B.I.G. action figure(?) is actually pretty awesome. Even if it is super strange.
“They’ll never know what hit them.”
You know, with gas prices the way they are, it would be really nice if we could all just Uno Reverse gas stations and get paid to fill up our tanks. Sure, that would devastate the economy, but gas is too expensive right now!
“Went for a walk in a park……. Found a random Canadian in a tree!”
Don’t you just hate it when you’re out for a walk and you find a Canadian in a tree? Or, maybe you love when that happens. Or, maybe it never actually happens…
“A friend of mine grew a giant beard, then shaved exactly half of it off and applied makeup to half of his face so he could take this drivers license picture where he looks like 2 completely different people.”
I think we’ve found him. At long last.
Florida Man.
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“Walmart is getting real honest with inflation these days.”
Any time I see a sign that shows the before price of an object as lower than the current price, I just think about the kind of day the worker who did that must’ve had. They were either in a prankster mood, or they’re just over their job.
“Canadians according to a Japanese textbook.”
As a Canadian myself, this feels strangely accurate (even the name Kate Wood feels oddly Canadian). The only problem is that she didn’t say “sorry,” not even once!
“Canadian Graffiti.”
Once again, I must talk about my Canadian roots. I hate to break it to you all, but the graffiti in Canada is usually a lot meaner than this. Nice try, though.
“Jellyfish are superior to humans.”
I’m really mad, because now I’ll never not see that as somebody dramatically clapping for a jellyfish. I guess that would make using a public restroom a little more enjoyable, at least.
“My dad asked me if I wanted an egg sandwich. I’m not even mad, this is genius!”
If your dad is really into dad jokes, you need to be careful what you say to him at all times. Ask for an egg sandwich, and you might end up with a sandwich inside of an egg.
“Line for port-a-potty in Lake Tahoe!”
Hopefully that portable toilet didn’t actually need to be in use at that time. I mean, for anyone other than those poor, impatient snowpeople.
A new contender for Florida Man has appeared!
Man, this is pretty ridiculous. I can’t tell if the weird scooter itself is the best part, or if it’s the TEAM shirt he’s sporting.
Can you smell what Pikachu’s cooking?
I’m both frightened and amazed by this. I want to know where you can get one of these Pikachu/Dwayne Johnson hybrids. I feel like there’s a huge market for weird stuff like this.
“Renaissance gains!”
This is the kind of stuff that you can only wear to the gym once. Because they’d probably kick you out after that. Still, must be fun to lift weights in armor (and maybe a little dangerous).
