Being a parent comes with many surprises: the first time they speak, the first time they walk, and the first time they laugh.
There are some surprises parents could live without, such as the sudden surprise of teen pregnancy , the first time they pee on you, and the first time they swear .
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One mom got the surprise of her life — and not the good kind — when she received a video from her son’s daycare of her using very adult language.
If you didn’t already know yet, kids say the darnedest things!
Here’s a story of one kid, who is apparently the son of the devil.
“My cousin was thrown out of a preschool for taking off his shoe and telling a nun: ‘Shut up or I’ll take out your eye with my shoe ’cause I’m the son of the devil.’ Apparently that was the last straw.” – u/ pelayobesa
There have been many stories of imaginary friends.
That was the case with one Redditor’s daughter who came running out of a family member’s room holding a picture frame. She showed the family that the man in the picture, a deceased uncle she never met, was her imaginary friend.
Chills, anyone?
They aren’t afraid to talk about death, even when it’s them wanting to kill you.
“At the swimming pool once this little girl kept staring at me, eventually she came up next to me and told me she’d like to drown me… avoided TF out of her for her rest of my swimming time.” – u/ Banana_boof
Kids say some NSFW stuff, too, like one TikTok user’s child.
The mom went viral for sharing a clip of the mortifying things her son said to the nursery staff at his daycare. Nothing, and we mean nothing , was off-limits for the little one!
In the hilarious-but-mortifying clip, the little boy tells one of the employees, “There’s period coming out of my mum’s ‘buddy’.”
“My mum doesn’t have a ‘buddy’ so period comes out of her bum,” he continued. That was TMI enough, but he kept going.
“There’s hair and she has to shave her bum.”
Oh,” was all the nursery employee said. What else could she say?! “Yeah, she shaves her bum,” the little boy continued. The viral video was aptly captioned , “Spilling allll the tea at daycare.”
The video got many reactions on TikTok, including stories from parents of their own kids “spillin’ the tea.”
“My son told his teacher and class ‘My mum has to go to jail a lot’, of course he left out the Part that I work there as a Correctional Officer.”
“My son told his daycare that ‘my mum loves to watch adult movies’ (because I wouldn’t let him watch Titanic),” another added.
“When my daughter was at kindergarten her friend told me she likes my face hair(beard),” a third wrote.
“And her mum has hair here ‘pointing at her crotch,'” they continued.
“I once had a kid tell me her dad pooped his pants at work the day before and her mom had to bring him new pants,” someone else wrote.
Is anything off-limits to kids?!
The hilarity from parents continued: “My son told his teacher that I drink and drive, he left out the part that it’s coffee,” a mom wrote.
A former daycare teacher even shared that kids share everything .
“As a former daycare teacher, your children spill all the tea. And I listen intensely,” they wrote.
Finally, moms encouraged the mortified momma to have no shame about her period and hair.
“We can’t even use the bathroom by ourselves so this is gonna happen . No shame mama .”
