Everyone has their quirks, but what happens when your partner’s alternative lifestyle choices start to affect your daily life? One man found himself in a peculiar predicament when his wife of six years began adopting increasingly ‘natural’ habits. While he’s been able to tolerate her organic, fragrance-free lifestyle, he draws the line at her latest idea: replacing toilet paper with ‘hiney cloths’ . Let’s dive into this bizarre tale and see if our hero can hold his ground.
Wife’s Hippie Habits
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Organic Lifestyle
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A Strange Analogy
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Sunbathing… Down There ☀️
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Olive Oil for Everything
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Odor Locking Issue
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Enter the ‘Hiney Cloth’
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Not on Board ♂️
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Daughter Involved, Too
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Wife’s Persistence
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Laundry Concerns
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Daughter’s Questions
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Snapping Point
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Wife Thinks He’s Unreasonable ♀️
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Not Crazy, Right?
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Man Stands His Ground Against ‘Hiney Cloth’
Our protagonist finds himself in a peculiar situation as his wife’s natural lifestyle choices take an unexpected turn. Despite her persistence, he refuses to adopt the ‘hiney cloth’ method for himself or their daughter, ultimately snapping and drawing the line at comparing their buttholes to their mouths . Is he being unreasonable, or is this just one step too far? Let’s see what the internet has to say about this wild tale…
Bidet attachment and ethical toilet paper as a compromise? NTA wins.
NTA. Invest in a bidet for a cleaner and happier life
NTA husband suggests bidet hose and natural soap for wife’s hygiene concerns.
Vaginal health and hygiene discussed with concern and humor
Bidet suggestion turns into hilarious b**t-mouth waterboarding joke
Engage in b**t hygiene, not in hiney cloth requests!
Commenter suggests therapy and bidet for wife’s bizarre request.
Warning signs of extreme all-natural beliefs and potential child neglect.
Spouse’s bizarre request raises concerns, commenters agree NTA.
Commenter suggests professional help needed for wife’s hygiene issue.
Bidet might be a better solution for the ‘hiney cloth’ debate
Respectful NTA husband refuses wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ demand
Natural options are great, but olive oil and washcloths?
NTA, refusing wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ request, and washing machine concerns.
Bidet > Hiney Cloth. NTA for refusing wife’s request.
Refusing wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ request is NTA, but beware anti-medicine beliefs
NTA questions wife’s bizarre ‘hiney cloth’ request from woowoo Facebook.
Commenter finds wife’s request disgusting, others amused by post.
Bidet suggestion to avoid ‘hiney cloth’ and acne-causing olive oil.
NTA. Is the wife’s request a red flag?
Wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ request – losing it or going too far?
Hygiene concerns raised after wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ request
Is olive oil cleaning and pee rags going too far?
Eco-friendly cloth wipes vs. hygiene concerns. NTA, seek help.
Bidet suggestion shuts down wife’s bizarre request. NTA.
Man refuses wife’s bizarre ‘hiney cloth’ request. NTA wins!
Agreeing with the commenter’s sentiment about the ‘hiney cloth’ request
Natural soap is one thing, but shitrags? NTA.
Man refuses wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ request, deemed ‘kooky beliefs’
Concerned commenter warns husband of wife’s alarming behavior
Concerned commenter suggests therapy for wife’s bizarre behavior
A gentle reminder to take care of your diet
Using random rags for hygiene is unhygienic
NTA but serious talk needed with wife about raising daughter
When a ‘hiney cloth’ request leads to bigger problems…
Bidet may be the solution for wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ request
OP’s wife has made too many changes, NTA for vetoing.
Natural hygiene is one thing, but urine-soaked towels? NTA.
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Reusable TP is popular, but olive oil is not advised
Toxic situation: Wife’s bizarre request teaches daughter unhealthy habits. NTA.
Bidet > Hiney Cloth
Hygiene over beliefs: Man refuses wife’s ‘toxic’ hiney cloth request
Commenter praises post and declares it a winner
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Encourage seeking professional help for wife’s unusual request
Bidet is a better option. Concerning beliefs need addressing.
Using olive oil around g******s is BAD. Hiney cloth concerns.
Parental concern over wife’s hygiene request raises eyebrows
Bidet > Hiney Cloth. NTA for refusing.
Commenter shares humorous South Park reference to cheer OP up.
NTA stands up for personal hygiene choices
Bidet suggestion for wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ request. NTA.
Last Updated on May 4, 2023 by Diply Social Team
