Husband Refuses Wife’s Bizarre ‘Hiney Cloth’ Request: Who’s in the Wrong?

In a world where organic and natural living is becoming increasingly popular, one husband finds himself at odds with his wife’s latest bizarre request. The wife has become obsessed with all things natural and has even started sunning her on their private roof deck. But when she insists on replacing toilet paper with ‘hiney cloths’ for the whole family, the husband finally puts his foot down. Let’s dive into this storm and see what’s really going on!

Wife’s Natural Obsession

Organic Everything

The ‘Mouth’ Theory

Olive Oil for Everything

Enter the ‘Hiney Cloth’

Husband’s Dilemma

Daughter’s Involvement

Wife’s Persistence ‍♂️

Daughter’s Questions

Husband Snaps

Wife Thinks He’s Unreasonable

The Great Hiney Cloth Debate: Who’s Right?

In a household divided by natural living, one husband is struggling to accept his wife’s latest request: replacing toilet paper with ‘hiney cloths.’ Despite her persistence and their daughter’s involvement, he’s standing his ground, refusing to entertain the idea that the is like the mouth. With tensions running high, it’s time to turn to the internet for some much-needed perspective. Let’s see what people have to say about this tuation…

NTA but hygiene concerns raised. Bidet hose suggestion given.

Vaginal health takes center stage in comment section

Bidet suggestion shuts down bizarre ‘hiney cloth’ request.

Bidet and ass grooming suggestions for wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ request.

Bidet and therapist recommended, but NTA for refusing request.

NTA commenter warns of dangers of extreme all-natural beliefs and advises gathering evidence of alternative medicine use.

Bidet enthusiast explains why ‘hiney cloth’ request is unreasonable.

Husband’s wife’s hygiene issue is a red flag. NTA.

Bidet and organic TP are better alternatives than a hiney cloth. NTA.

Bidet or organic toilet paper may be a better option

Bidet suggestion to avoid gross ‘hiney cloth’ dispute.

Wife can choose, but can’t force husband to use ‘hiney cloth’ ‍♂️

Bidet suggestion as alternative to wife’s bizarre request.

NTA who needs a hiney cloth when you can get a bidet

Man refuses wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ request, calls it weird. NTA.

NTA. Wife’s bizarre request may lead to rejecting modern medicine.

Wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ request raises concerns about her beliefs

User disgusted by wife’s hygiene routine, suggests water-only approach.

NTA suggests getting a bidet and warns of potential issues.

NTA suggests wife needs professional help for bizarre request.

Hygiene concerns raised against ‘Hiney Cloth’ request. NTA.

Concerned commenter suggests therapy for couple’s extreme eco habits. NTA.

Using cloth wipes is eco-friendly, but not for everyone. NTA.

Pee does not clean up poo , NTA wins this one.

Concerned commenter warns of potential cult-like behavior and urges intervention.

Natural soaps are fine, but not putting shitrags in washer

Wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ request goes beyond regular hippie-dom, NTA.

Concerned commenter suggests therapy for wife’s bizarre behavior.

NTA- Respectful disagreement over hygiene practices, but urine-soaked towel is extreme

Reusable TP is a personal choice, but olive oil isn’t safe

NTA for refusing wife’s unhygienic ‘hiney cloth’ request.

A helpful suggestion for a bizarre request, with a touch of humor.

Husband not wrong, but needs to talk to wife about behavior

Bidet suggestion for wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ request. Concerning behavior.

User suggests bidet and expresses concern over wife’s beliefs.

Wife’s unreasonable demands and changes in life, NTA.

Using random rags for hygiene is unhygienic, olive oil unnecessary ‍♀️

Wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ request creates toxic situation for daughter and husband

Wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ request raises concerns for her mental health

A comment expressing disbelief and admiration for the post.

Organic products good, but not olive oil on genitals. Hiney cloth concerns.

NTA, but concerned about child’s involvement in wife’s hygiene routine

South Park reference brings humor and NTA judgement.

NTA for refusing wife’s dangerous ‘hiney cloth’ request.

Concerned commenter suggests sensible alternatives for wife’s unhygienic habits.

Communication is key! Consider a bidet as a solution.

Olive oil soap for down there? Bidet as middle ground. NTA.

Blunt comment suggests therapy and OBGYN for wife’s request

Yikes! A crude comment about hygiene with a touch of sarcasm.

Bidet is a better option, but NTA for refusing ‘hiney cloth’

Using olive oil on genitals is unhygienic, NTA for refusing.

Choose your own bottom-cleaning adventure. NTA wins.

Using a ‘hiney cloth’ is weird and unsanitary. NTA for refusing.

Bidet and separate washing machine suggested for ‘hiney cloth’ hygiene.

Reusable toilet paper? NTA, it’s not for everyone

Suggests using tissues to reason with wife, recommends seeking help

User suggests a solution to husband’s toilet paper problem

Bidet recommended instead of bizarre ‘hiney cloth’ for cleaning.

Toilet paper vs. ‘hiney cloth’ debate: Who’s right?

Concerned commenter suggests therapy for wife’s bizarre request. ‍

Husband receives bizarre hygiene request from wife. Commenter advises.

Parent expresses concern about daughter’s hygiene and potential bullying.

Wife’s ‘hiney cloth’ request denied, NTA for refusing.

NTTA suggests supporting wife’s hippie kick while prioritizing child’s health.

NTA commenter suggests a healthier diet for excessive wiping.

Using tp is fine, wife needs to prioritize child’s health

NTA commenter expresses concern over wife’s potential dangerous behavior.

NTA but apologize for snapping. Discuss respectfully. Olive oil warning

NTA, grainy odor caked assholes are for sure my line

NTA commenter warns about potential child neglect due to wife’s obsession.