I have to admit I’m not perfect . There are many tasks I don’t do well. I’ve had my share of bad cooking episodes or even random stumbles.
However, I’m really grateful I’m not as bad as these folks. They seem to fail at the most basic and random tasks. Let’s take a look and be grateful it didn’t happen to us.
1. This Cookie Failure

This person slaved in the kitchen for one hour to make delicious cookies only to have this happen. As you can see, they’re totally burned. Awe, that really does suck. And now I’m craving cookies, ha, ha!
2. This Chia Escape

Does this ever happen to you? You literally just finished all the cleaning. Everything is spotless, and then one item decides to enact revenge against you. In this case, it was a chia seed bag. Yikes!
3. This Salad Disaster

Adding a little bit of oregano to your tomato salad does taste delicious. Am I right? Well, this person thought so, too. However, they were slightly heavy-handed when pouring, and this is the result of it. Shucks!
4. This Grocery Shopping Misfortune

This person went grocery shopping recently, and when they got home, they realized their milk was missing. They didn’t even bother checking the car. A few days later, they discovered what had happened to it. I bet it smelled really nice.
5. This Vacation Omission

Speaking of vacation, never do this, people. “I forgot to empty the coffee grounds from my Keurig before leaving on vacation, now [there are] fruit fly maggots in my Keurig.” This Redditor learned the hard way so we don’t have to.
6. This Escape Artist

Oh yes, hello there. What are you doing down there? In case you’re wondering, that’s an Airpod stuck in the drain. Not sure how it got there, but it seems to be pretty cozy. Good luck getting it out.
7. This Dinner Fiasco

If you like to split the cooking duties with your husband, just make sure he knows what he’s doing, okay? I don’t know what exactly occurred here, but it isn’t looking good to me. Perhaps it’s time for food delivery.
8. This Stairwell Mishap

I’m a bit of a clutz, so I’m always careful coming down the stairs. If this person were equally so, they wouldn’t have broken a baluster with their foot after landing at the bottom. Yikes, that doesn’t sound like fun.
9. This Nature’s Revenge Plot

So this person decided it would be nice to park their car under the trees. I suppose they wanted to shield it from the sun. However, it’s birds’ mating season, and this is what happened to it. OMG!
10. This Dumb Move

Note to self, don’t use lockdown to learn how to handstand. Duly noted, my friend. And now I’d like to wish you a speedy recovery. Have you ever done something as painful as this when you were bored?
11. This Complete Disaster

“GF and I have COVID. Heater went out, technician can’t come out due to quarantine. Decided to try and fix it myself. Tripped over a pipe and fell through the ceiling,” – this Redditor said. Um, WTF? That doesn’t sound right.
12. This Coffee Gaffe

“I’m an idiot and my wife won’t stop laughing at me.” You said it, buddy, not me. Now, next time perhaps your clever wife can show you how to do this properly. Nah, I think she just prefers to laugh hysterically
13. This Obvious Pizza Fail

This person’s youngest brother tried to make a pizza, and I have no idea what went wrong, haha. Somebody on Reddit was really cheeky and suggested they get them a book, “How To Boil Water.” OMG, I’m totally dying here.
If this doesn’t make you a little better about yourself, I don’t know what will.
You’re welcome. But seriously, have you ever done something so stupid you felt pretty silly about it? I want to know your deepest and darkest secrets. Okay, perhaps not, but you get it.