In a world full of weird and terrible news that breaks up weird and terrible days at work, sometimes it’s nice to have a laugh . And what better way to have a laugh than by looking at funny pictures online?
There’s no rhyme or reason to this list. But they all made me breathe through my nose (if you know what I mean), so maybe they will for you, too.
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This cat is me. Every single morning.
Of course, this cat is such a mood right now. The little dangling paws are what make this picture, though. I’m crying, both because I’m laughing, and because it’s just so dang cute!
“The best I can offer in these trying times.”
I mean, if you have to choose between a precious memory with a now distant ex, and a totally made up memory with Danny DeVito, I think the choice is pretty clear.
“Yelled to the wife there were a couple of bobcats out front. She was not amused.”
I mean, OP technically wasn’t wrong. And sure, their wife may not be amused, but I’m sure dad joke lovers everywhere are jumping for joy right now.
“I’m dying to know what the surprise is.”
I’m not gonna lie, I don’t think I like this combination of things on the same street. I almost feel like they’re all a little too close. Like they could be related or something.
“River cruise – fully booked.”
I hope those birds know that the ice patch isn’t going to be there for much longer, what with spring being here and all. Hopefully it’ll get them where they want to go before it melts.
“No Dumping.”
Talk about a perfect photo. I don’t know what’s better, the “no dumping” sign that’s very clearly in plain sight, or the look on the dog’s face right now. It’s giving “what are you gonna do about it” vibes.
“Wanna know how my Monday went? Start reading from the bottom to top.”
I guess it goes to show you that one person’s tragedy is another’s comedy. I’m glad OP had enough of a sense of humor to laugh at themselves.
“I think my coworker doesn’t like sharing anymore.”
I have a feeling the person who brought that Haribo package into work has had a lot of gummies go missing in the past. They don’t seem to be messing around anymore.
“Those poor diapers. The things they have seen.”
I really hope the package is just trying to say that the diapers are eco-friendly, and that they don’t have souls of their own. Because they’d definitely have the worst lives out there.
“Someone threw away a perfectly good cat.”
Don’t worry, I’m sure that cat will either get home safely, or just find a new home. Either way, I’d probably avoid throwing any fish into that particular garbage can for a while.
“I think my doggy door is too small.”
I feel kind of bad laughing at that poor doggo, who’s definitely not going to fit all the way through that tiny doggy door. Not bad enough to stop laughing, of course.
“My neighbor is back at it with their weekly sidewalk jokes.”
Solid joke, good execution. Nice, sassy little smiley face at the end. This might be the best use of a sidewalk I’ve ever seen. Like, who needs to walk on them now?
“Let’s not forget slapping the rice at grocery stores.”
The Canadian in me just jumped out, because I instinctively thought about holding the milk bag like a little baby.
Please tell me other people have done this before.
“Don’t you hate it when the portal to another dimension is broken?”
That’s definitely a very specific kind of caution tape to put on a sink. It almost makes me feel like people did try to enter it in the past…
Sometimes you need to have cat-like reflexes.
Man, that person was super lucky. If they waited too long, the cat would’ve moved, and they would’ve missed out on this pic. And yeah, I think it’s safe to say it was worth it.
“Probably best to visit during the day.”
Either those are two unrelated statements on the same sign, or this was created in the same dimension as the prison surprise picture.
Vague, yet incredibly threatening.
When you think your hiding spot is perfect:
Oh yeah, super camouflaged right there. Then again, I’m not sure if that cat cares about being caught. Maybe it just wanted its human to take a really cute, really funny picture.
I guess someone had to say it…
Hoo boy. I actually feel bad that I laughed a little. Then again, people have been making similar jokes for weeks now, so I guess at this point The Slap is just part of our lives.
My dentist…
I mean, they’re technically not wrong. Dentists do search your teeth for cavities. Though, that’s totally different from what an actual cavity search is for…
I can’t tell if this is effective advertising, or if it’s going to drive their business away.
“Lobby Closed due to what!?!? McDonald’s near my house.”
Yeah, that word definitely doesn’t mean what the person who typed that up thinks it means.
Or maybe they’re apologizing because their food causes incontinence? Either way, probably shouldn’t hit that McDonald’s up right now.
