Every single person in the world has a level of patience . Some people’s patience can last for a long time, while others won’t get very far before they explode on a poor Starbucks barista.
Here’s hoping the people in this list have been blessed with the patience gene, because they’re going to need it. Of all the rotten luck…
“My husband pulled his car over to pick this up from the ground.”
Don’t you just love finding random money on the ground? It’s even better if it happens to be real money you can spend, and not fake movie money. Sigh …
They’ll always find you. Always.
I don’t know who needs to have more patience, the people who reach out to you about your car’s extended warranty, or the rest of us. Yeah, it might be a tough call, here.
“Tod, explain yourself!!!”
I don’t know how to tell this person, but it seems like Tod is a scammer. He isn’t going to make right on the gravel agreement. Either keep waiting, or move on, I guess.
“Just spent the last 3 hours cooking for family coming over…then they brought their own takeaway to eat.”
Don’t you just love it when you invite family over, and they assume you aren’t cooking? Or maybe they don’t like your cooking. Either way, that’s pretty rude.
“My car exploded on my way to work.”
On the plus side, OP didn’t get hurt. But the worst part is, they replied to comments saying that their work wanted pictures to make sure they weren’t lying. Like… seriously?
It’s not like anyone was planning on using those or anything.
This is actually pretty upsetting to look at. I’d be surprised if any of those tiles didn’t have at least a little damage on them, which makes them pretty much useless.
“6 hours long full flight… and your seat TV screen is the only one not working!!”
On the plus side, books exist. Too bad OP probably didn’t think to bring any extra entertainment with them on the flight. I mean, it’s not like you’d know beforehand that your screen isn’t going to work.
“When you hide the chocolate bunnies on top of a cabinet, but forget the radiator heats up that corner of the room at night:”
Yeah, that definitely sucks. On the plus side, the chocolate itself is probably more important than the shape, so you could probably just freeze it.
“Booted up my old Xbox to play some Sonic 06, then this happened…”
Oh man, that’s so unfortunate. Not only can OP not play one of the greatest games of all time, but they can’t play any game on that system ever again.
“It’s 9:37 pm and I’m stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper and everyone downstairs is asleep… even the bidet wont work because the pump is turned off.”
I guess OP is in for a really long night. Or they could just yell until someone wakes up.
“Just opened a brand new toothpaste and the seam wasn’t sealed.”
I think the only move here is to find a container to stick all that toothpaste in. Or just throw it out and buy a new one, but that would be such a waste.
“Spent two days building this shed, last night the wind destroyed it.”
I guess OP is going to have to spend another two days (or more!) rebuilding that shed. It might even be so damaged that they have to buy new materials…
“Casually sitting at my desk when it exploded, breaking my brand new $300 monitor.”
I always wanted a desk like this, but maybe I’ll pass on the glass tops. I can’t even imagine what cleaning all that up is going to be like.
“Went to show my bunny the forest. Sounded better in my head.”
I think a good rule of thumb is that, if you’re going to bring a pet outdoors, make sure you have some kind of tick medication (is there even tick medication for rabbits?).
“My parking lot post snow storm.”
Just when we thought spring was here for good, winter went and said, “you can’t get rid of me that easily!” At the peak of tire swap season and everything.
“This just proves that CrossFit is toxic.”
I’m not saying that CrossFit is toxic, but the pillow does seem to be saying this CrossFit relationship didn’t end well. I guess some things were meant to come to an end.
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“The six pack I just bought. Opened the hatch to unload and…”
From the looks of it, every single bottle from the six pack is now on the ground. I guess OP’s gonna have to shamefully walk back in the store and get a new one.
Don’t worry, it’ll rain eventually.
I mean, I guess it looks like it’s raining a little? Maybe not enough for this kid, though.
Ah, the joys of being a parent. Makes you want to have a million, doesn’t it?
“Ordered eight extra large shirts; received eight 8XL shirts.”
If anyone there has good enough sewing skills and a lot of patience, they could size down those shirts. And probably make new ones with all the extra fabric.
“Dangers of Social Media Addiction.”
Sure, your car’s on its side, but that just means you have something to tweet, or to post to Reddit. Doesn’t seem like this dude’s in a hurry to get out of there, either.
