Quotes For Anyone With No Patience For Other People

It should come as no surprise to anyone who knows me, but I'm not what you would call a "people person". In fact, if I'm being honest, I don't care much for people at all.

When I was younger, I thought it was just because I was shy. But now that I'm older, and arguably just a little bit wiser, I've figured out that I'm not shy. I just don't like most people, and I really don't have any patience for them, so I don't feel a real need to talk or interact with them if I can avoid it.

If you're the same way, then I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes.

Excuse me while I swipe "left".

While I admire your enthusiasm for "Sunday morning hikes" and "extreme treetop climbing", I can already tell we are not a match made in heaven so I will just be going on my way, thanks.

Footnotes included.

You'd be surprised at how much evidence I have likely already collected in my case against you, even before I became fed up with your nonsense.

I'm about to take you down with data.

I don't need hourly reminders, thanks.

Honestly, I don't think anyone who's ever said "Oh, I didn't get your text!" has actually never gotten a text before. Those are usually the people who are glued to their phones 24/7.

Me. I am those kind of people.

It's just too much for me.

The same applies for the sound of a person hiccuping, blowing their nose, or breathing through their mouths... But maybe this is just me getting into my silly, unreasonably little pet peeves.