We get it. You're stressed, overtired, and overworked, but shut the heck up already. The entire world is in the same boat as you are, so stop rocking it with all your darn complaining.
If you had any intellect at all, you would figure out a few unhealthy coping strategies and spend your days living on a prayer like the rest of us.
Luckily, this isn't the most expensive bottle of Johnny Walker on the market.
The world is a cold, hard place, and donuts are a hot commodity in this neck of the woods. Carbs are always in style.
Trust me, you'll want to take notes. Life isn't an easy ride, so you better buckle up good, because it ain't for the faint of heart.
Take it from this guy, team spirit is really overrated, especially out in the afternoon sun. I hope he has lots of aloe.
One snake is already one too many snakes, so obviously seven tangled snakes is beyond reasonable by anyone's standards.
If you are trying to hold on to your dreams for safekeeping, then you are clearly holding on way too tight. Just let everything go, because life is meaningless.
Consider this a lifehack for all you college students slurping down ramen and praying for a little variety.
If there's anything I hate more than unnecessary tattoos, it's tattoos of armchairs. Don't even try to tell me there's some sort of meaning behind this one.
Consider this my actual resignation from the internet. I know you're probably thinking that this is a bit dramatic, but honestly, teeth nails are basically Satan's chosen manicure.
I hope you come to the obvious conclusion and avoid getting a cat. If you want to receive constant love and affection, get a dog. They'll ruin your stuff, but they'll also interact with you.
Don't worry about getting good grades, you'll probably end up working in retail anyway.
I would much rather sip mud from a puddle, but that's just my opinion.
This may seem like your average tumbleweed, but don't be fooled, it's so much more than that.
I wish I could say that this was cute, but honestly, I find it really creepy.
I'm not trying to scare you, but these is the facts.
Usually, I would pretty much put anything in my mouth, but I can't seem to put that giant berry hair behind me.
