Hasn’t he only done like… 10 movies? Oh, I see, we’re counting the ones he produced, executive produced, cameoed in and etc, etc.
Alright, so everything Mr. Quentin Tarantino has touched.
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I reiterate…
This is going to be everything that Quentin Tarantino has done. Not just directed. So if you were hoping that I’d say Kill Bill is the worst of his films so you could hate on me, you’re going to be disappointed.
Even though it is.
1. ‘Killshot’.
Rotten Tomato Score: 43%
Consensus: The critics had nothing to say about this one.
Oh… there’s something here about the name Killshot and getting killed on Rotten Tomatoes… get back to me, I’ll have something.
2. ‘The Muppets’ Wizard of Oz’.
Rotten Tomato Score: 38%
Consensus: No consensus. What? No consensus on a Muppet Movie? Did anyone see this?
Well, we know at least Quentin Tarantino did, because he plays himself in this movie.
3. ‘Killing Zoe’.
Rotten Tomato Score: 36%
Consensus: No critic consensus on this one, folks. That’s always a good sign (he said, sarcastically).
An executive producer role was given to Quentin on this one. Seems Zoe got pretty killed alright, or at least her movie did.
4. ‘Girl 6’.
Rotten Tomato Score: 33%
Consensus: Girl 6 has a compelling star, a Prince soundtrack, and Spike Lee’s vivid style – and, unfortunately, a story that’s never as compelling or insightful as it needs to be.
Funnily enough, he plays a director in this movie. Too bad he wasn’t directing himself.
5. ‘From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman’s Daughter’.
Rotten Tomato Score: 22%
Consensus:
Believe it or not folks, this won’t be the last time we see a From Dusk Till Dawn sequel appears on this list (foreshadow, foreshadow, expert writing, expert writing).
6. ‘Little Nicky’.
Rotten Tomato Score: 22%
Consensus: Despite the presence of a large, talented cast, the jokes in Little Nicky are dumb, tasteless, and not that funny, and Adam Sandler’s character is grating to watch.
Poor Little Nicky . It’s really the runt of the Adam Sandler 90s-Early 2000s movies, isn’t it? Anyways, Tarantino plays a Deacon in this movie.
(I still love you, Little Nicky )
7. ‘Curdled’.
Rotten Tomato Score: 17%
Consensus: No words for this one.
A gross name for a gross movie. Plus, Quentin Tarantino was only the Executive Producer on this one.
8. ‘Destiny Turns on the Radio’.
Rotten Tomato Score: 17%
Consensus: No critic consensus here, folks. And judging by the picture, I can see why.
Apparently, Quentin Tarantino plays the role of Johnny Destiny in this film, who is described as “an enigmatic figure who quietly guides events”. Couldn’t guide this film into being better, though.
9. ‘Sleep with Me’.
Rotten Tomato Score: 15%
Consensus: Nothing. Apparently, no one has anything to say about this certified rotten movie.
Well, am I better than anyone else? I think I’ll join them in saying nothing but Quentin played a small role.
10. ‘Four Rooms’.
Rotten Tomato Score: 14%
Consensus: Four Rooms comes stocked with a ton of talent on both sides of the camera, yet only manages to add up to a particularly uneven — and dismayingly uninspired — anthology effort.
Although Tarantino was the screenwriter, it was for only one of the segments.
11. ‘Hell Ride’.
Rotten Tomato Score: 10%
Consensus: Hell Ride misses out on the rusting zeitgeist of the biker genre, sucking the glee from a saucy premise.
I mean sure, the name sounds cool but apparently this movie was not.
12. ‘From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money’.
Rotten Tomato Score: 9%
Consensus: There is none so far. But based on the score, we can assume it stinks.
Quentin Tarantino was the Executive Producer on this one. It just goes to show how bad a product can become in its sequels.
13. ‘Daltry Calhoun’.
Rotten Tomato Score: 7%
Consensus: “Watching grass grow would likely be more entertaining than this dull, slight feature about a sod salesman.”
Yeah… I assume, Tarantino didn’t have much say in this stinker as the Executive Producer
‘What do you think? ‘.
What’s the best thing he’s ever done? What’s the worst? For the sake of argument, let’s just talk about the things he’s directed. Who knows, maybe I’ll get to do a list like that one day…
And it’ll probably be as bad as the movie Killshot . God, that was weak.
