It’s amazing how much weirdness there is in the world. Weird things people do, or make, or even find, that they then decide to post on the internet. Yeah, the web is a goldmine when it comes to weirdness.
And incidentally, so is this list. Why go looking for weirdness, when you can have it handed right to you?
“My brother still has his first iPod Touch, running the workhorse of iOS 6.”
This is actually pretty impressive. I used an iPod Touch for a really long time, too. Until I dropped it on concrete and the screen shattered. I bet it would still work if it wasn’t broken like that.
“This dragon knickknack is labelled as a gay dolphin.”
You heard it here first, folks. Dragons are actually gay dolphins, if that makes any sense.
No but seriously, this seems like either a really weird translation, or someone literally forgot the word “dragon.”
“This Agate Slice that looks like a Fried Egg.”
To be honest, the only way you can convince me that this is a stone and not a fried egg is if someone uploaded a video of themselves trying to eat it. Otherwise, I’m just going to assume it’s actually an egg.
“A freshly molted cicada.”
Remember summer 2021, when we had all those cicadas? Well, that may have come and gone, but I guess there are still cicadas somewhere in the world. How cool is that?
“My iPhone collected ironsand at the beach.”
I guess there are magnets of some sort that sit in those exact spots? Either that, or this particular iPhone is trying to tell us some kind of secret message.
“This square toilet.”
I need someone to tell me why my first thought upon seeing this toilet was, “does it hurt to sit on?” Like, someone save me from myself, please and thanks.
“Stumbled across a gnome home during a hike yesterday.”
It looks like that gnome has quite the home for himself, too. Way too small for any person to try and get into, so it’s probably pretty safe. For the gnome, that is.
“A defeated gnome in Netherlands.”
Speaking of gnomes who aren’t safe… man, this poor guy just didn’t stand a chance. And he was stabbed in the back, of all things. So tragic.
“A solid ball of Ferrero Rocher wrappers only.”
I mean, what else are you going to do with all those foil wrappers? Though, this is probably made out of a lot of wrappers… no, I’m not going to judge.
“Entire pizza I found, covered in snow, at a bench near my college.”
This seems so surreal. Like something out of some weird art film. I feel like it wants to teach me a lesson about how fleeting life is or something.
Even though it was probably left there by some drunk college student or a prankster.
“My single rose has two centres…”
To be honest, the fact that the flower has to centers in it just makes it even more beautiful. It seems really special, like the kind of flower you don’t get to see every day.
“I got chocolate that’s to scale with the actual controller.”
I didn’t even know they made chocolate PlayStation controllers. But wow, that’s so cool! I’d probably have a really hard time eating one if I had it (…okay, no I wouldn’t).
“This vending machine at my university has the bag of Skittles with the Lime-flavored green skittle, not seen since 2013.”
This is making me kind of sad, mostly because I have a feeling it’s just a typo. I still can’t believe, after all these years, they really replaced lime with a boring flavor like green apple.
“This strawberry.”
Yeah, I probably wouldn’t have even needed the comparison to be able to tell how utterly massive this strawberry is. It looks like a bunch of them fused together at some point.
“This dizzying carpet in the corridor of my hotel.”
That would honestly be so disorienting to walk on. I can imagine a bunch of people tripping, just because of the illusion of the floor being uneven.
Oh man, imagine trying to walk on that after a beer or two.
“This fancy McDonald’s.”
I would really love it if every McDonald’s in the world looked like this one (or at the very least, if my local McDonald’s did). It’s so needlessly fancy and I love it.
“This delivery of a fleet of ~75 new Domino’s delivery vehicles.”
I’m not gonna lie, this is kind of creepy. I’ve never seen more than one in the same place, and the fact that they’re all so shiny and new is really menacing.
“This restaurant’s bathroom had a piano in it.”
There’s absolutely no reason for this piano. It doesn’t even have a bench (and no, you can’t use the toilet as one). But I’m kind of digging this anyway.
But I really hope it’s just there for some weird storage purpose.
“This fast food chain sign.”
I think the fact that this picture was taken at night and is therefore kind of grainy makes it look so much more menacing. But I heard the chicken is good, so it might be worth the risk…
“This crab from The Last Airbender.”
Is it just me, or does this crab look like it’s about to save the Four Nations from war and destruction?
Okay, but is that arrow natural, or did somebody paint it on?
