Harry Potter is an iconic book series and film franchise. And from anything iconic, comes memes and hilarious Tumblr posts.
So you know we had to make a list about it.
I cut off the last word here.
But the meme ended with “Surprise Mother-Fathers” except it wasn’t mother-fathers, it was a much, much naughtier word.
A word that Professor McGonagall would not approve of. Wait…they have swear words in the wizarding world, right?
Ain’t that the truth.
Hogwarts is one of those schools, like Xavier’s School For Gifted Children, who’s students are just bound to get in trouble.
That’s our public school systems for ya, I guess.
Oh my god.
It would be hard to be a parent in the wizarding world. Imagine going through puberty with all that magic?
Wait, nevermind, you don’t have to imagine, just watch the movies.
This hilarious joke.
Yes, we could see this joke coming a mile away, we were just waiting for someone to make it.
Doesn’t roll off the tongue the same way Hermio-knee does, however.
Oof…
Now, this would be an awkward situation for everyone involved.
Harry, Albus, everyone except the snake, who seems to be excited about it. Then again, he’s probably happy to see his pal finally lose his virginity.
Now this one contains a naughty word…
So if your mom still checks your history and would not approve, I would suggest skipping over this one.
But then again, I won’t tell if you won’t, you little rascal.
This one is also about naughty stuff.
So don’t tell on me, okay?
But seriously, if you’re loud enough that the other people in the house can hear you, it’s probably time to find a new spot to do that.
Ron and Hermione’s chemistry
Oh, aren’t they just adorable? And yes, this is totally a situation that Ron would be in.
Goofy old Ron, how did the two of them ever end up together?
A combination of franchises…
Yes, admittedly, these names don’t have the spice that the real names do.
Although, the series could have used a lot more fast broom chases and explosions if you ask me.
This awful haricut
That Harry actually had to endure at one point in his life.
Sure, he’s been put in countless life or death situations, but this is probably the worst thing he’s had to endure.
An interesting thought…
Is the last one offensive? Was the power of God magic?
It was certainly magical, at least in the eyes of the people at the time. Heck, miracles would probably get their own TV show today.
This inconvenience.
Well, at least in this one, his mother’s love isn’t the thing that saves him.
I’m not saying the other way isn’t sweeter, I’m just saying this is more realistic.
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The Cats In Hogwarts.
Would it be pretty hard to tell? And an even more important question is: is that cat discrimination?
Could McGonagall wear a hat or something, or would that be species-cist?
This transition…
That’s a pretty apt comparison of how the series went.
There we were, enjoying our lovely wizard world, and they had to go and insert drama and real-life death into the situation.
And finally…
The greatest crossover that ever was. Between not only the great Harry Potter series but the one that is literally both love and life, Shrek .
God, I hope Steve Harwell doesn’t read this.
