Just when you feel as though you are on the top of your game , something can happen to bring you back down to everyone else’s level. It is just the way that the world works!
So, from people who got ridiculed by lawnmowers to individuals who got a talking to from their smart-watch, here are 20 people who got taken down a notch!
“His groomer called me to come get him because she was done trying.”
Wow, it looks like this groomer really met their match with this guy. His face looks like he is triumphantly saying, “Go on, just try and take me back, I’ll be even worse next time, I don’t care how much of an idiot this haircut makes me look!”
“Tried painting a cardinal, don’t think he’s feelin’ it.”
This is actually a fantastic piece of artwork. Sure, the eyes do look a little disappointed, but I think that just adds to the whole effect! I think that this very irate looking cardinal could be my new best friend.
“Found this in an old family photo album…”
Ah yes, just further proof that your most embarrassing family photos are the ones that will follow you around for the rest of your life. Parents love nothing more than an embarrassing photo to hold over their children for ever!
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“My younger brother, who moves out in 2 weeks, tried to make a pizza.”
A lot of people shared their own similar experiences, with one person writing: “[My college roommate] was an idiot. The first day we lived together she put pasta noodles in a pot on the stove with no water and then was shocked when they started burning. ‘When my mom does it they get soft! How come the noodles aren’t getting soft?!'”
“My wife has tried REALLY hard to get my cat to like her…”
Well, it does not look like this person’s wife’s efforts have been even remotely successful. You simply cannot force a cat to cuddle you, you have to lie in wait for the cat to decide to forcefully cuddle you! This is the way they work.
What Did You Call Me?
According to the person who owns this, “My mom got me this bracelet years ago when I was going through a rough patch. Today, these are the only three letters still hanging on…” I think that it might be worth taking those letters out and just having it as silver text!
“Haven’t driven my car since I last got groceries. Found the missing milk under the seat, it rotted for several days.”
I can feel the intensity of the smell in that car through this picture, it caused me to instinctively hold me breath. They will need to buy a whole forest of magic trees in order to overpower that rotting milk smell!
“Never park under a tree during migrating season.”
Jesus, what did this guy do to piss of the local bird population? There is no way that this was an accident and not a targeted attack. The person who owns this car needs to make quick reparations to the local birds!
“I told her she couldn’t have her squeeky toy while I was on the phone.”
I feel as though this dog is waiting to make an official complaint. I genuinely do not believe that I have seen a dog look more shocked, annoyed, and disappointed before. She looks even more annoyed than that other person’s painting of a cardinal!
“Don’t think that’s how an exhaust should look like.”
It was suggested that this was maybe to help blow the tyre, like a windmill, and give the car a speed boost — and I would love it if the world worked like that. I bet that the sound of clattering metal was deafening behind that car.
“Woman forgets to take off clothes to donate them.”
So, either she dropped something in that she didn’t mean to or she is just blatantly trying to steal from this charity dropbox! Whatever she is up to, I cannot recommend that anyone tries this, those things are not forgiving when it comes to relinquishing people!
“Learn from my mistakes…”
It looks as though this guy has been into some weird stuff for him to get a hickey right in the middle of his forehead! I bet that this caused some very weird looks and exhausted explanations for the foreseeable future!
“Mistakes were made…”
It is worrying that someone still managed to miss the giant “Instant Hand Sanitizer Gel” in capital letters. I guess that you could still get away with eating this on a sandwich, it would make it very alcoholic though that is for sure.
“Spelling mistake at the butcher made me laugh.”
I do love how much it sounds like a genuine introduction between two weirdly named people at a dinner party. Perhaps there is not actual meat in this, and this is some sort of legal issue? Either way, it is incredible.
“The time my mom tried to make booties for our dog and ended up making her look like a hooker.”
Apparently this look was an attempt to counteract this poor dog’s love for jumping in mud. I don’t know whether she looks more like a space hooker or some sort of futuristic mine worker? It is really hard to tell.
A Bleak Warning!
“I was golfing today and said ‘ok if I don’t hit a good shot after that nice drive I’m gonna kill myself’ and this popped up on my watch,” wrote the person who posted this. Those watches really don’t have the capacity for sarcasm.
“After I hurt my foot mowing the lawn, my wife bought and decorated a robomower.”
You would maybe have thought that, considering this guy already has form with running over his foot with a lawnmower, that his wife may have bought a lawnmower that isn’t the same color as the grass. That is just asking for trouble!
“I’m an idiot and my wife won’t stop laughing at me.”
In my experience, those cups work a lot better when they are used the other way up. It is remarkable how much more liquid they will be able to hold that way around! It’s almost as though they are designed to be like that!
“Didn’t realize until halfway through eating, that these chocolates had legs and are ants.”
They are a great source if protein though, unlike chocolate! Also, it could be worse, they could have been mouse droppings which you had been devouring — and just the thought of that has put me off my lunch quite successfully.
“Self-Timer fail…I couldn’t make it.”
They have inadvertently captured the perfect family photo somehow. Apparently, the sister of the person who took this amazing picture sent this picture to be printed off specially. Sometimes it is the blunders that make it into the family albums.
