This world can really test a person from time to time, whether this be due to unexpected phone calls from people trying to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty or getting stuck with a tattoo that seemed like a good idea at the time.
And so, with this in mind, please enjoy these 20 people who lost their marbles!
“My dog ate my wallet, so I got a new wallet with a picture of my dog eating my wallet.”
And if the dog then eats this wallet will they get another wallet with a picture on it of the dog eating a wallet made of a picture of them eating the first wallet?
“Manager’s last day at work. Another manager doesn’t want them to leave.”
I am sure that the owner of that car won’t see the funny side of it when that melts to his car and ruins the coat.
“Tourist trapped 100m high on Chinese glass bridge after floor panels blow out (May 7, 2021).”
Right, well, I will never be confident about walking on a glass bridge ever again! So yeah, thanks for that.
“Furure…”
Wow, even without the typo that is one hell of a terrible choice of tattoo. If anything, the typo kind of makes it better somehow.
“I’ve had this dash cam for 5 years, in 3 different cars, 2 separate car accidents, and just saw this as i was about to install it in my new car…”
Someone asked if this person had never wondered why the picture looked so blurry before, and this person ashamedly added, “The worst part is I’ve reached around to clean the lens several times.”
“A friend of mine is a school bus driver and nearly had a heart attack when a bread truck pulled up behind her.”
I mean, if I thought that a giant child was about to put me on a sandwich and devour me then I think I would also have a heart attack.
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I wonder who they lost this particuaor crown to? Any suggestions, please leave them below!
“Yes, matching divorce tattoos is exactly what any future SO wants to see…’
Also, if someone is going to take a picture of your feet, do you not think you’d maybe give your feet a bit of a clean beforehand?
“From now on, this is how I’ll be answering the phone when my Mom calls.”
In fairness, I think that I could just answer the phone like this regardless of who is calling me.
“I think this stick figure is acting a little TOO nonchalant for my tastes.”
I am sure that I am not alone in thinking that this sick figure is whistling as he walks along?
“The cat burglar has struck again!”
This cat’s owner really needs to sit down with their cat and have a very frank discussion about boundaries!
“Are you kidding me?”
I’m sure that if they had asked them to take the hat off then they would have done so, or they would have at least cut a hole in the hat to make the game visible through it.
“Glad I parked across the street.”
Looks like the owner of this car might have rubbed someone the wrong way, or they’re just a massive fan of Jackson Pollock.
“When you realize it’s been a little too quiet in the office lately.”
I bet they have had a wonderfully relaxing few days in the office though! I wouldn’t fancy being the one to go through the voicemail inbox though.
“Plugged my charger into the only outlet I could find at the airport.”
Why pay for electricity when you can just go straight to the source!? You really would have thought that the airport would have considered this option!
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“My partner was so happy she found a specific vinyl for £2.50 on eBay. Turns out it’s for a dolls house.”
Now you just need to go out and get a teenie tiny record player on which to play this minuscule record!
“Brewed my morning coffee with my mug upside down.”
Looks like they needed more coffee before trying to make this morning cup of coffee…it’s a vicious cycle they’re clearly stuck in.
“With such a tattoo, you would think he would have more brand loyalty than that.”
Although, I know that you can never anticipate what someone with an outfit like that will do in their life!
“Someone ordered me 28 large Dr. Peppers at midnight.”
Now I have ordered some strange meals from McDonald’s when I have been drunk in the past, but never anything this odd.
“When one neighbor feels entitled…”
There really are few things quite as irritating in this world as overly-entitled neighbors like this guy.
