Ah life, what a non-stop rollercoaster of fun and happiness ! Although, would life really be the same without the odd infuriating occurrence which makes you want to pull your hair out? Well…yeah, it probably would, but that’s beside the point!
Anyway, from people who found tonnes of ham where there should be no ham to individuals who had the strangest parts of their car stolen, here are 20 people who could be giving a Ted Talk on the art of sighing .
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“Found this in our school bathroom.”
At least they can still put the seat down and use it, but it’s a pretty weird thing to be present with regardless. Just why…why would anyone ever feel the need to cover a toilet in ham?
“The way I received this TV.”
I always wanted a curved TV like this! I didn’t realise that you could get one by just bending the box with a hammer! This will definitely save me some money in the future.
“Accidentally kicked this off of a 6 inch ledge onto a shag carpet. WHY?!”
They actually went through one by one picking them all up, which must have been the most boring way to spend a day ever. Someone else did suggest to use a vacuum with a sock over the end, but that advice may have come too late.
“My new smoker came with this obnoxious and impossible to peel sticker on the front. Chicken for scale.”
I think that I would have been completely lost about what was going on here without the chicken for scale. Every picture ever taken should have a chicken for scale from now on.
“Someone cut and stole my catalytic converter last night…’
Are these common things for people to steal? I have never heard of one of these being stolen before. Oh great, now my car’s will be stolen tonight, just you watch.
“Dropped and broke my favorite plate I’ve used for 32 years. You served me well, Bros.”
32 years is some good going for a plate, and it looks as though it isn’t even that faded! This guy must be a big fan of Smash Bros.
“My mother-in-law always adjusts all our hanging pictures when she visits. Always makes them crooked.”
I also had a relative who used to do this! I had to try and keep an eye on her whenever she was alone in a room to keep track of which ones she had wobbled!
“Loaned my wife’s brother my truck so he could move. This is what greeted me when I got it back.”
Holy Hell, that asshat really couldn’t have left this with any less fuel in it. Let’s just hope that this person will be able to make it to a pump without having to push it.
The Road Repainting Is Going Well I See…
This is why you should not go for a pub lunch while you are on the job, especially if your job is to paint roads! I wonder if they’ll paint over this or if they’ll just think, “Ah, screw it, better leave it.”
“My Whopper Jr from Burger King this morning.”
And this only made it taste marginally worse than how a Burger King burger tastes normally! Yeah, that’s right, I got you again Burger King, you giant conglomerate with no idea I exist!
“My partner borrowed my car for a few days, and gave it back like this.”
I cannot work out whether this is more annoying or less annoying than someone borrowing your car and returning it without any petrol in it.
They Marked Her Wrong…
“My sister came home from school with this spelling quiz results. Teacher said she spelled ‘centuries’ wrong because the letters ‘UR’ looks like a letter ‘W’. Clearly she just writes like that. Some teachers don’t deserve to work in schools,” explained the person who posted this.
“My friends had a sinkhole open up in their neighbors yard. Turns out there’s an entire mine underneath the neighborhood.”
How did anyone manage to forget that there was an entire mine underground?! You would have thought that someone would have made a note of that mine somewhere!
“Who designed this abomination?”
Look, it seems as though you will just have to take the top of, tilt the bottle, and drink your soap like an adult.
(Seriously though, please don’t drink hand soap.)
“Do you guys know toner dust from a printer? It feels like liquid if you put enough of it in a zip bag. Well I would recommend to use something else.”
Now, I am also confused about what happened here, as their explanation still left so many unanswered questions! They did go on to post an update, writing, “the zip bag was a little dirty, I tried to clean that.”
But…that just poses even more questions! Argh!
“You have to pay 25 cents for tampons and pads at my school, smh.”
Another person responded by writing, “My school nurse has to give a condom if you ask for it, don’t know about tampons and pads but that would be a solution to keep someone from taking them all without requiring money.”
“Ok, this trend is officially no longer funny.”
At least with the ham one you could still use the toilet after removing the ham, this is just a nightmare! If people keep destroying school toilets then they will be going in buckets like Victorians soon enough.
“My remote control car spontaneously combusted and almost burnt my house down.”
Wow, that remote control car really went up! I like that you can still see the shape of it in the melted mess. I wonder how fast it goes now?
“The construction cones are there for a reason.”
For anyone driving a 4×4 or a BMW, these weird orange, striped things are just guidlines that are there to be ignored — like the warning on cookie dough that tells you not to eat it unless it is cooked.
Check Ahead When Trying To Be Romantic!
“Ordered the gal some flowers, ice cream and a treat for her cat as a surprise when she got home. Delivered, and then she let me know she was staying late at work. That’s ice cream and it’s 85 degrees and she’ll be home in an hour. It’s the thought that counts, right?” wrote this hopeful romantic.
“My husband thinks it’s OK to butter toast like this.”
But there are so many places that are still untouched by butter? What kind of animal would do this? Also, they really need to start toasting their bread a little more!
“I God damn hate group projects.”
I don’t know anyone who actually likes group projects. Fortunately, as one person pointed out, “Don’t worry, once you get to college you get group projects that count for even more of your grade.”
“This is the way that my brother cut himself a piece of brownie.”
I never understand why people don’t like the edge of a brownie, I always like the edge pieces. Although, maybe I am the one who is weird?
“My wife kept threatening to throw away my favorite pair of yard work shorts. Today I found them like this.”
I can tell you, from personal experience with an ex, that this sort of tactic is very effective at getting you to throw something away. Cruel though.
“My loom before and after the art teacher ‘helped’ me.”
This person went on to say, “My teacher thought that I put the warp threads on the lease sticks incorrectly and wanted to fix it. Turns out I had it on the right way to begin with.”
I have no idea what that means, but it sounds bad.
“I wore a mesh hat on a 30 mile hike. Feeling like Aang today.”
Now this guy has a helpful sign to tell people who are taller than him which direction he is going! Just don’t get slapped in the head, that will hurt like hell!
“My city decided it didn’t want these trees anymore for some reason.”
What possible reason could they have had to get rid of those trees? I thought that councils were being told to plant more trees at the moment, not cut them down!
“It looks as though I have just lost a mate.”
Just… Why? They are designed to be unravelled, and doing it the proper way gives you more control over how much you want! Some people just want to watch the world suffer.
“Very Relaxing To Look At, Isn’t It?”
“I work in construction and the sad fact is most people will install it how it’s shown on the drawings, even if it doesn’t look right. You have to cover your ass,” explained one workman.
“Literally got my internet cut off last Sunday at 9 PM.”
A lot of people assumed that this had been done to try and disable any alarms. If that is the case, then this person needs to keep their wits about them and get that fixed pronto.
