Sometimes you set your eyes on something and know that you’re looking at something special. It might not be spectacular, but you have to respect the thought that was put into it.
Today, we’d like to celebrate the low-key visionaries of the world.
“Something’s a little off.”
OP said something’s a little off in this photo, but I have to disagree with that assessment. It’s just the Wange Wover, the cutest widdle caw on the woad! I could just pick it up and give it the biggest snuggle.
“Twelve-year-old daughter had some anxiety with me watching her guinea pigs unsupervised.”
If it’s any consolation for this anxious twelve-year-old, it’s that guinea pigs don’t live that long, and soon she won’t have these responsibilities. Then again, maybe that would make things worse.
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“Prepping a meal for my OCD wife.”
This is both hilarious and infuriating at the same time. If you need to have everything just so, it’s more aggravating to look at something that’s nearly, but not quite, perfect. It’s less stressful to just look at a mess.
“Not everything needs abbreviation.”
I couldn’t agree with this caption any more. If there must be an abbreviation, perhaps call it a law ‘office’ or something. Otherwise, people are definitely going to get the wrong idea every time they see this place.
“Poor guy.”
The worst part of working away from home is the gnawing, existential stress of knowing that your beloved furbabies are at home, and you won’t see them for another eight hours or so. Bring your pet to work day can’t come soon enough.
“I wanna know the story behind this.”
I was thinking this was a Kool-Aid Man situation, where someone exited through a wall that they shouldn’t have exited through. Then again, now that I think of it, the Kool-Aid Man is about big entrances, not big exits.
“My six-year-old nephew got in trouble at school today. I feel his pain, I can’t resist saying it either.”
I think my favorite part of this is that the six-year-old is resigned to his potty mouth. Like, he swears and he isn’t about to resist it.
“My local ice cream shop serving up a layered pun.”
Hey, the G in lasagna is important. It reminds us to put a little Italian flourish on the word as we say it. Without the G, everyone would probably pronounce it ‘lazanna.’ I don’t want to live in that world.
“The murinal at my local pub.”
Ouch. This pub has no dividers and a very judgey mural looming over the urinals. If I was a customer, I think I’d be tempted to take my business to a different washroom entirely.
“Local coffee shop uses the WU-TANG rules for safety.”
If you see this sign as you enter the chamber of the coffee shop, keep in mind that they don’t want to bring the ruckus. It’s just that safety rules everything around them, more-so than those dolla dolla bills (y’all).
“This sign was placed behind a European gas station frequented by international truckers.”
When it comes to warning signs, it’s important to strike fear into the heart of the potential rule-breaker. I think this sign accomplishes that goal pretty nicely.
“Chick-fil-a has damn minions out here taking orders.”
We all do what we need to do in order to stay safe. I guess Minions cosplay is one such way, even if the thinking is more than a little bit outside the box.
“The is me, circa 2014, on the left. Kim Kardashian on the right, 2021. Who wore it better?”
Kim K rocked that look, no doubt. But I have to give the award to the person on the right, because they were setting trends years earlier.
“My eight-year-old daughter made this for me. I don’t have the heart to tell her.”
It’s the thought that counts. Maybe she wanted to call her parent a rookie, maybe she thinks they rock. In any case, it’s a special gesture.
“Efficient food heating.”
I really want to know what substances this person may have ingested before coming up with this idea. I also want to know if it worked, or if it just turned their dryer into a repository of melted cheese.
“Celebrating my first divorceversary and the office girls bought me a cake.”
I’m sure the pain and heartache of the divorce just completely evaporated the second this person received a hastily customized cake from the grocery store. Ah well. At least they meant well.
“Money well spent.”
I see some people over here buying their friends a cake to celebrate their divorce. That’s cute. But if you really want to make a divorce special, your only choice is to broadcast it over the jumbotron.
“My wife found this on one of her tables today at work.”
I try to tip more towards 18 or even 20 percent if the service is good. This tip is 15 percent, which is still reasonable. It would be nice for the servers to get more, but, y’know, math…
“No. Not that one.”
Well, this Betty White isn’t really going anywhere. May she rest in peace. The more famous Betty White, on the other hand, appears to be immortal. Not only is she going somewhere, I think she’ll keep going once she gets there.
“My son received a playdate business card from a classmate.”
What was your favorite part of growing up and going to school? Was it field trips? Recess, maybe? I really liked gym class.
It’s nice to know that the kids of today are networking more professionally.
