Throughout the entirety of human history there have been a whole host of spectacular minds whose genius furthered our species as a whole. However, there have also been some spectacular boneheads as well.
So, from people who spent years riding a motorcycle with a blindfold on to individuals who did not know how to drink liquids from a bottle, here are 20 people who ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
“Seems pretty safe…”
The way that he is lying on that roll of carpet makes him look kind of like a Looney Tunes character riding atop a rocket. I can imagine that this isn’t as scary as riding on a rocket though…but pretty damn close.
“Marketing might not be their strongest point…”
Maybe they are trying to show that they will still be able to cut the hair of children who are a little…intense when having their hair cut? Or, maybe this is actually an advert for a cannibal butchers and not a hairdressers at all!
“Makes me feel a little better.”
Building upon this idea, one person pointed out, “I read somewhere recently that some people don’t have an inner dialogue and I was floored.” The idea of not having an inner dialogue at all is just something that I physically cannot wrap my head around.
Work With What You Have!
I know that there are a lot of people who will say that this is actually “secure,” but there is no way that you could convince me to sit under that. I would also not be surprised if this car was actually being held up by this guy’s dense head.
“So, bob, have you still got my spirit level?”
It is going to be a long, long while before this spirit level makes its way back to its rightful owner. Although, at least this wall now has a feature which allows you to detect if there is an earthquake occurring.
“Why would you ever try to put diesel in a petrol car?”
There is an argument to be had that putting diesel into a petrol car will actually make your car much, much quieter. You will get a lot less noise out of your car if it will not start after all.
“At least you tried…”
Maybe this is deliberate? Perhaps there is a new restaurant in town called “o i hot” who serve the best “Faight ig,” “pasfrgroungt ahea,” and their signature dish, “jusl o.” I can very much recommend the “jusl o,” it’s a treat.
“It’s tough being the ‘new guy.’ Ya know the pranksters are gunnin’ for ya and it’s only a matter of time…”
When the prank that you could be on the end of consists of being lifted up by a crane when you are at your most vulnerable, then I think you’re allowed to be a little antsy. I wonder how long they had him in the air for?
A Rolling Inferno!
Yes, they have a fire in the back of that truck. The person who took this wrote, “Safe to say it’s pretty cold here at the moment. It’s common for the workers to be transported home in this fashion but never with a fire before.”
“Ceiling fan is installed!”
I wonder whether the beam came first or the fan came first. How do you leave a job looking like that and think, “Perfect, there is nothing wrong with this!” Did the person responsible for this just not know how fans work?
“No dots to read.”
“This is perfect for me as I don’t know how to read actually braille, but I can read this!”
“Dave, I think that you might have missed the point. Surely there needs to be actual braille here?”
“But then how will I read it?”
“You…don’t?”
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“Hey look! Free time off!”
I like that the cartoon rendering is there for anyone who might sill be confused about what will really happen if you put your hand in there. The person who drew this on really managed to nail the expression of sheer panic!
Job Hunting 101…
Clearly this is actually an application for a time traveling position! They obviously want you to go through the last three years three times all while working with Swift. What else could you possibly want to do with a time machine anyway?
“What idiot made this warning on the cap necessary?”
I can just imagine the call that their complaint department got now. Just one idiot on the other end of the phone saying, “I held the beer upside down for ages and nothing came out, it is completely undrinkable in the literal sense!”
“Disassembling scaffolding 10 stories up.”
At least this genius has his hard hat on! Who needs a harness when you can just put on a hard hat? If he falls he will just have to make sure that he lands right on his noggin, he’ll be fine if so.
“Someone pull the… Uhh…”
If you want to smash the glass and activate the fire alarm then you also get to take all of the prizes in this machine! Maybe they should have just put the fire alarm in the machine, and then if you wanted to pull the fire alarm then you would have to use the claw.
“At the unemployment services next door to my work this caught my eye…”
Looks like the person who runs the helpline really does not want to be bothered! The fact that they put on hyperlinks as well is just perfect. I wonder how many people actually managed to see someone at this office?
“It’s not my job to move the cones!”
Maybe those cones are actually hiding something very important which needed to be kept secret, like something that the government do not want the rest of us to know about!? Although, it is more likely the result of a lazy worker.
“Put the salt and pepper in the shakers, boss man.”
This is one of the laziest things that I have every had the pleasure of seeing. As lazy as it may be, they technically fulfilled the brief, which just makes it even better. The person who did this will go places…if they can be arsed.
Driving Blind…
“Driving for 3 years with the security sticker on his helmet. After removed by police a whole new world opened up to him,” wrote the individual who captured this picture. How this driver hadn’t crashed with this sticker on their head is beyond me!
