Everyday life can be a little boring for some individuals, and so this can push people to try and spice up life any way that they can.
With this in mind, from those who just couldn’t resist lying down where they were exclusively told they couldn’t lie down to individuals who thought that PPE was a type of mint, here are 20 moments where people just simply didn’t fancy following the rules!
“My six-year-old nephew got in trouble at school today. I feel his pain, I can’t resist saying it either.”
It took me a while to notice that it is an “F” not a “P” in this quote. I can see why they would be drawn to saying that particular phrase, but how would you go about talking to a six-year-old about this?
“Someone stole the toilet stalls at our school.”
I am sure that I am not the only person who was horrified when they thought that this bathroom was carpeted at first? Also, what kind of person needs to steal a cubicle?
“Spoiler: the person got fired.”
I like that they took time at the end to set the chat theme to “Berry,” that is the nicest shade in which to slag off all of your coworkers! Bit lazy that she recycled “Dumbass” though.
They Are Clearly Not In The Habit Of Following Their Own Rules…
I like that they are still taking cash though, as I find that most of the card payment methods at car parks are always “out of order” or “down for maintenance.”
“My little brother did this to our dinner after he was told he could not skip swim team.”
Yep, that is whipped cream and dog treats mixed in. The majority of people claimed that they would make the kid eat every bite of this as punishment.
“Asshat ignored the warning signs.”
One fellow BMW driver desperately responded, “why is it always a BMW? I’m starting to see why you guys hate us. I follow signs when driving mine though, we’re not all bad. Just most of us apparently.”
“Wedding party I went to decided to light fireworks inside a warehouse type building with no proper ventilation which caused people to leave soon after.”
What could possibly go wrong with setting off fireworks inside of a warehouse? Maybe the bride and groom just wanted everyone to leave so they could go on their honeymoon?
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“Used to tell me to wear PPE when I was a kid. ‘I don’t need protection,’ my dad now.”
Ah, but clearly he is wearing the canvas camouflage hat of +10 fire resistance. And yes, that was an incredibly nerdy joke, but I am sticking by it.
“First day back on campus just to find this.”
At what moment do you think this guy realised that it was too late and that he would have to abandon the car for the time being? Just before he tipped over or as he felt it tip?
“What us going on with this parking lot?”
While this might seem a little insane, one person did point out, “They have these at loads of kindergartens around my house. Usually the staff park in the front parks cause they’re there all day. Saves a lot of space. By the time they have locked up and are leaving all the other cars are gone.”
“Spotted on the interstate going 80 MPH.”
I wonder why everyone else on the road is keeping so far away from him? It looks like he has secured this load with at least one piece of rope so that should be fine!
“The boss backed into the garage door at work today.”
If you are going to back into a garage door then go big or go home! Also, at least it was the boss who did this and not someone who is likely to get fired.
“Another case of failing the only job you were given.”
This person’s mother just clearly did not listen to a word that this person was saying. It is almost impressive to be that wilfully ignorant of what another person is saying!
“My dog hanging out in the exact spot we tried to keep her out of.”
That dog looks like she is sleeping the soundest sleep of all. The person who posted this explained that the area was “actually a sinkhole we just keep filling with dirt and hoping for the best.”
Don’t Mess With Officer Honks-a-lot!
I would love to see a buddy cop movie about a straight-laced police officer who gets teamed up with a no-nonsense goose who doesn’t play by the rules. That could be a box office smash hit!
“This traffic light is showing solid red and green at the same time.”
Talk about giving off mixed signals! I bet that it was pretty tasty trying to navigate this junction when this was going on. Do you slam on the breaks or the accelerator?
“Muriatic acid casually balancing more muriatic acid.”
The day when this all comes tumbling down is going to be one hell of a fun day at work! Can’t imagine inhaling the fumes from all of this would do anyone much good.
“The colors are so wrong…”
The person who made these is the sort of person who puts salt in your glass of water when you aren’t looking. I mean, ketchup in a green tub, really?! Who does that?
“Everyone knows that famous saying.”
This is just the same ethos as making orange juice when life gives you pineapples! Do not let yourself be constricted by the type of fruit that life gives you, make whatever juice you want!
“Who tf shoved steaks in their pockets this morning?”
Surely a big giveaway must have been that this person had all of the local dogs tearing at their jeans as they tried to get out of the store. What a creepy thing to do.
