We all know someone who just always happens to be getting themselves into the strangest, and sometimes most dangerous , situations possible. You know the sorts of people, they’re normally asking for help or just scratching their head and saying, “Oh bugger.”
Well to show off some of the best of people getting themselves into weird jams and making the oddest decisions, here are 20 Kenny Loggins Wannabes Who Can’t Keep Out Of The Danger Zone!
“This was taped to the back door of the gym today.”
Maybe they should let him out and then he wouldn’t be so panicked?! Or, maybe he is panicked as people keep coming to try and evict him from his home? Tough call.
“Dangers are everywhere in the world…”
Another person vented one of their own personal pet peeves by adding, “This doesn’t bother me. What bothers me is when someone is teaching or explaining something and they begin their sentence with ‘obviously’.”
The aisle of death!”
Have you got enemies who you need dealt with? Aisle of death! Got some problems with belligerent ghosts who keep moving your furniture around? Aisle of death! Need help getting your inheritance earlier? Aisle of death!
“I worked with these knobs for a month… It really wasn’t for me.”
There is a whole host of wonderfully terrible things going on in this picture. The guy firing sparks into his unprotected face is by far the best though.
“WARNING: Hang Gliders In Area.”
Maybe they should teach people how to use the hang gliders a bit better? I also love how the sign makes it look as though the person in the hang glider is chasing the person on the ground.
“Billboard for a Christian biker club called ‘Hellfighters.'”
It did always seem as though people had more fun when they were in Hell than in Heaven anyway. You will just love the mercury raining down from the heavens, don’t you worry!
“This is dangerous at any speed.”
But they have some of the bricks holding down the tarp which is holding down the rest of the bricks, so I have no idea how this could possibly go in any way wrong!
“But I am so thirsty, like 5 gallons thirsty…”
“Dave, you okay there? You’re coughing an awful lot, you aren’t sick are you?”
“No, nope, I’m fine it’s just… Look, I don’t want to talk about it.”
“You drank the hand sanitiser again didn’t you?”
What Could Go Wrong With Having An Outlet In A Shower?!
Some people can’t stand the sound quality from a waterproof speaker and so much prefer to set up their own full hi-fi system in the shower. It’s a high-risk strategy, but what the hell.
“Moving day can be a very dangerous day.”
People were quick to start sharing their own horror stories about individuals who travelled around like this, so maybe don’t follow this fella’s example…in case anyone was thinking of trying this out there!
A Pretty Unexpected Warning Sign…
One strangely perceptive individual made a very good point by highlighting, “My big take away here is that someone has a stack of blank ‘OTTER ALERT!’ signs.” Strange that victims have to “leave [a] detailed message” as well?
“Urine Some Serious Danger Right Now!”
I wonder how many people they had to field complaints from who had been soaked in Tapir piss before they felt the need to put up this pissy warning. Quite a few I would imagine.
“The Ssssssecurity ssssytem, striking at crime, one lock at a time!”
Even the best lock-picker on the planet may have a little trouble getting through this lock! Most locks require a torsion wrench and a pick of some sort, this requires a frozen mouse to tempt the lock away.
“I came here to fish and I’m not leaving without my fish!”
It almost looks as though this guy started the fire and he is trying to play off his innocence by nonchalantly fishing nearby while whistling. You’re not fooling me!
“Who didn’t replace the bags in the diaper pale?”
This father went on to add, “the avalanche of diapers was not fun to deal with.” An “avalanche of diapers” is not something that anyone should ever have to deal with!
Safety First And All That Malarky!
The shocked individual who posted this explained: “A workman came round to fix the A.C. in my friends apartment. This is on the 5th floor. That is an extension lead, he borrowed from my friend, around his waist…”
“I wish I was joking, but I had just given him a rise this morning…”
Is it too late to take the rise back? I hope that this guy is comfortable there, as he is not going to be moving for a long time!
“Not again…”
The fact that they are also taking a photo while they are driving also suggests that this person really needs to have their driving license taken away, not just their chicken. Seriously, get your damn act together my guy.
“You better call Kenny Loggins, ’cause your in the…”
I just couldn’t not put this one in here. And you are welcome for putting that song in your head today, I am sure that it will be driving you mad by the end of the day.
“Crappy (and dangerous) lighting design burning the grass in my garden.”
Frosted glass would probably have been a bit of a better idea in hindsight. Still, this is a pretty specific design fault that I cannot imagine anyone would have predicted occurring!
“My go pedal fell off…”
It is probably a little better that the “go pedal” fell off as opposed to the “stop pedal,” as if it had been the latter then there would have been a much more shocking moment of realisation.
“Yeah, I’m definitely not going in there…”
I am not sure how health inspectors work out a place’s health and safety rating, but I am pretty damn certain that “poop raining from the ceiling” is going to fail this place.
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“My daughter just came around the corner wearing a lavender face mask and scared the absolute hell out of me.”
This kid looks like a mix of Leatherface and Mike Myers. Maybe The Adventures Of Leatherface Jnr could be a good kids TV show?!
“Put my fake eyelashes on the toilet seat to scare my bf. It backfired this morning as I was half asleep opening the seat.”
They are pretty convincing imitation spiders in fairness! I just hope that she did not try and wear these again after this.
“Mud wasps turned this Ken doll into a horror.”
This is legitimately terrifying, I would not be getting that close to it. How did they not just throw this away immediately? It looks kind of like the clickers from The Last Of Us.
“Ain’t No Mountain High Enough.”
Someone else who had been in a similar situation added:
“Year ago my old boss wanted me to insulate waterlines in a commercial building. Only way to reach was to stand on the top of the 12′ ladder. I got near the top, realized I wasn’t going to reach the lines without standing on the very top, climbed down and told him I wasn’t doing it. Fire me if you want to. I’m not dying for a paycheck.”
“This Is A Pretty Good General Policy!”
The fact that this has happened enough for a sign to have be made is just horrific. And yeah, I think that this rule can be safely applied to absolutely anything that you are doing!
“Towards end of my meal at a fancy restaurant I bit into something chewy, a cigarette filter.”
I don’t want to know how that got in there. This person also went on to add, “What is really disgusting is that it was in my soup. I would have felt better if it was in my salad or something.”
“My local uni intentionally drilled a hook into the wall to lock an emergency switch.”
I am sure that this will really please the local fire department! Maybe there are a pair of bolt cutters behind glass somewhere nearby to cut the lock off?
“Emergency ‘exit’ in a friend’s office building. First time they opened it was DURING A FIRE ALARM…”
I bet that this gave them quite the shock! I am sure that there is a perfectly good reason as to why this exit would be bricked off like this!
