What is the point of having a group chat with your mates if you don’t use it to send one another ridiculously daft and strange pictures all day every day? No one really uses a group chat for actual discussions anymore.
So, from the escapades of Jennifer Slopez to individuals who defied the laws of physics, here are 20 pics that are good enough for the group chat!
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Lend Us A Hand!
The person who owns this majestic beast explained, “Jennifer Slopez is forever determined to go downstairs. Had to put up this gate that even grown, able-bodied adults struggle to open. She does not respond to verbal commands like ‘TURTLE! NO!'”
“Finally found a job which doesn’t require you to have any experience!”
I was pretty much sold at “No previous experience necessary,” but the fact that I would just be floating around and eating bits of bread ensured me that this would be my dream job. I’m not very serene though, but I’m sure I could learn how to be!
“This gargoyle in Salisbury Cathedral, England, that looks like Sylvester Stallone.”
Goodness, that is one hell of a terrifying gargoyle to have on a cathedral. It really does have a look of Sylvester Stallone though! That little face devouring Stallone’s cheek is a really creepy addition to this piece, very unsettling.
“I think my friend is gonna need a cover up for her cover up.”
Not only is the cover up a terrible tattoo, but it also doesn’t function as a cover up. You can still read the letters clear as day! Wherever this person is getting their tattoos done, they need to never set foot in there again!
How In The Hell…?
The most impressive thing was him getting on top of this structure! Nothing that the guy with the cue could do could be more impressive than assembling and scaling this. I dread to think how long this took to accomplish.
Tell Us How You Really Feel!
I actually don’t mind coriander, so I have no idea what the person who put this sign up has against coriander but it must be more than just taste-based hatred. Maybe their last partner ran off with a coriander plant?
“Playing hide and seek with a toddler is always a thrill.”
This kid has a few harsh truths to learn about the game of hide and seek, as well as about the properties of glass. Although, it looks as though she is having a damn good time with this game as it is!
“Mr X, who has been censored to protect his anonymity.”
I am sure that Mr. X will be made up with this preservation of his identity. It is just a shame that they could not do the same for his twin brother who was sat on the other side of that window.
Passive Aggressive Cake!
This cake did not work as intended though, as this person has apparently gotten eight tattoos by now. Maybe their mother should have encouraged their son to get more tattoos, go for a little bit of that classic reverse psychology tactic!
“Just glad they put up a sign… I would have NEVER known!”
“It literally looked like they used a bulldozer or something,” continued the person who took this picture. I have never seen an ATM so badly damaged before, so either the Hulk was trying to get cash out or someone had some serious machinery to cause this damage.
Hmmm…
It is quite likely that this cat is freaking out due to the fact of simply seeing another cat, not necessarily because said other cat has a knife in its head. That is also one hell of an accurate cake!
“Lumberjack school seems tough.”
I always liked it when you got the right answer even though you used the wrong method in school. Those moments felt like you had managed to beat the system, or peek through the fabric of reality itself…but I might be over-exaggerating a little.
Physics 101.
You should know by now that cats do not abide by the laws of science or nature — anyone who is a fan of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia will be able to tell you that. This cat does not even look like it is doing anything impressive as well.
Tesco Armor.
I have a lot of questions about what is going on in this picture, and I am fairly certain that not one of them will ever get answered. I guess that this picture is just one of life’s many mysteries!
Seems A Little Violent…
Decapitated heads and the people who decapitated them still need to use the bathroom though! Sure, I reckon that a single head would have less urgency to use a bathroom, but the option should be there nonetheless!
“This sticker on one of my dad’s cd cases.”
I felt very old just looking at this CD cover, and that was a sentiment that was echoed by a lot of other people. One comment that hit particularly close to home was: “The fact that I have that cd and it’s in OP’s dad collection makes me feel old like a WWII veteran.”
The Clearest Tattoo…
One of the benefits of having this tattoo is that no one will be badgering you with the classic question, “What is the meaning behind it?” Sometimes people just get tattoos because they like them, and sometimes people get tattoos just because they like Comic Sans!
“I was changing a nappy and this popped up on my watch. Thank god I didn’t say ‘yes’ before realising…”
That was a very, very lucky catch! This individual covered the potential recipient’s name, but they did go on to explain, “It was to a female colleague!” That would have lead to one particularly strange HR meeting come Monday morning!
“The bottom of this pizza box…”
Did you get all the way through the text? I was going to put a little quiz to see who had actually read through it all but…well, I am sure that everyone has better things to do with their time, probably.
Get Climbing!
“Did you see that joke urinal that they put in the toilets, Dave?”
“Joke urinal, yeah, definitely not for actual use. On a completely unrelated note, do you know if there is a mop nearby? Also, I think I need to go home for a shower.”
