There are some times when you’re presented with an opportunity to make a funny joke. And sure, we may not all have what it takes to tell that joke with finesse, but that doesn’t mean you should let the opportunity pass you by.
The people who made these jokes saw their chance and took it. And it totally worked out for them.
“My dad got an email from Amazon…”
A part of me feels like the Amazon delivery guy decided that this was the best picture they could take. And you know what? It was a pretty good call.
“A load of bricks.”
Reddit user SnowballinHell247 took the joke even further in their comment:
“I moved so many boxes of bricks the last time I moved. If only I’d had this checklist!
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I kept opening box after box, looking for kitchen stuff. Only bricks!”
“This is one of the reasons I worry less about my manual vehicle being stolen these days.”
Plot twist: the valet can drive stick, but doesn’t like doing it because they’d have to interact with people who drive stick.
“What my MIL put up after an accident happened.”
This is honestly the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. This is how you take a situation that’s less than ideal, and turn it into something a lot less serious.
A high-end car in an average car’s body.
To be honest, this would be so much funnier if the car happened to be a Prius. But as it is, this is still a pretty hilarious car.
How to get people into your bar:
Now that’s what I’d call truth in advertising. Sure, drinking too much alcohol is bad for the liver. But do our livers deserve it? No, but at least you know what you’re getting into.
“This is pinned above my dad’s computer to remind him not to call coworkers stupid.”
I can’t tell if the dad is joking about this or not. Either way, I think we can all relate to having to deal with frustrating coworkers in our jobs.
“A fork in the road.”
According to the comment section for this post, this large, literal fork in the road, is in Oregon. I have to say, I’m incredibly impressed right now.
You’ve heard of the lighter, now get ready for…
“The heavier.”
This honestly caused me physical pain. Not because it’s a bad pun. It’s the exact opposite, actually. Like, the pun is so good, it hurts.
“Businesses need our help.”
As much as it sucks to see small stores go out of business once bigger companies open their doors, I have to admit that this gave me a chuckle.
“Her *Exact Words* were: ‘put the coffee in the airtight container.'”
I mean, this technically isn’t wrong. The coffee is in the container. Though, I’d hate to be this person when their partner goes to get coffee, only to discover the grounds are still in the bag.
“Well duh, I am standing right next to it.”
Yeah, this is why spellcheck is important. The table may be closed, but it’s also close, apparently.
What would happen if you saw that sign when you were on the other side of the room, though?
“Having fun with my little guy’s hairline.”
It’s all fun and games now, but there’s a good chance this poor baby’s gonna grow hair, just to get older and lose it all again.
“Shipping pies.”
I think we’ve uncovered a new internet fandom. The pie fandom. I’m not really sure if I’d want to know more about that, though. No lemon merengue or key lime for me, please and thank you.
“I think Jollibee knew someone from reddit would post this.”
Wow, Jollibee is straight up legendary for this! Coming after Wendy’s like that. This is exactly what it means to see an opportunity and take it.
Finally, someone who gets it.
In this life, there are two kinds of people: the ones who put those “live, laugh, love” stickers on their walls, and the people who make fun of them. The person who put this on their wall is both, somehow.
“Just got out of the shower… looked over & my door was disgusted.”
I’m sure the door isn’t that shocked… maybe a little…
Still, I like the fact that the person who posted this could poke a little fun at themself.
“I’m beggin’ of you please don’t take my man…”
I love the dedication to the joke here. I wonder if the people who named Brolene thought of the song when they came up with that name.
I see what you did there…
Get it? Because gas prices are so high right now? Sigh …
I guess if you’re going to have to recite a Harry Potter spell, this one is… actually, this one is the last one you’d want.
“Know your audience.”
Is it intentional? Really impeccable timing? We may never know. But what we do know is, this is a pretty dang hilarious pic.
