Buckle up, folks! We’ve got a doozy of a story for you today. Imagine buying your dream home, only to have your quirky brother insist on “christening” your brand new bathroom with his… well, you’ll see. Our protagonist finds herself caught between a rock and a smelly place, as her family pressures her to keep up with a bizarre tradition. Will she stand her ground or cave to the commode craziness? Let’s dive in and find out!
Exciting Times: We Bought a House!

️ Family Dinner Celebration

Meet Kyle, My Quirky Brother

The Infamous “Christening” Story

A Young Kyle’s Nasty Dump

♀️ Mom’s Odd Reaction

An Unremarkable Family Tale

Kyle’s Obsession with the Story

Kyle’s Bathroom Adventures Continue

Hubby’s Reaction to the Tradition

Hubby’s Not Amused ♂️

Standing with Hubby’s Decision

♀️ Putting My Foot Down

Family Pressure via Text

AITA for Breaking Tradition?

To Christen or Not to Christen?
Well, well, well… it seems our protagonist is in quite the stinky situation! Her brother, the self-proclaimed “Bathroom Bandit,” is determined to keep up his quirky tradition of christening every family member’s new porcelain throne. But our leading lady and her hubby are putting their foot down, refusing to let Kyle drop his inaugural deuce in their new home. The family is divided, with mom and dad pressuring her to keep the tradition alive, while her eldest brother supports her decision to flush this nonsense away. ♀️ So, what does the internet think of this commode conundrum? Let’s see what the top responses have to say!
Brother’s bizarre bathroom tradition met with NTA comment and suggestion

No need for bathroom christening tradition. NTA

Support for husband’s request to avoid stinky BIL bathrooms

NTA. Commenter envisions bizarre family tradition of ‘Crap Christener’

Supportive comment and agreement with OP’s decision.

Respect boundaries, traditions aren’t always worth the trouble.

Sibling rivalry over bathroom use? Stand your ground.
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New home, new rules – NTA stands their ground

Stand your ground, it’s a weird tradition.

Don’t wait to move in just because of his bathroom demand

Curious Redditor questions brother’s toilet timing, NTA confirmed

Savage solution to brother’s bathroom demand

Family divided over bizarre bathroom tradition. Commenter says NTA.

Breaking traditions? No problem! NTA stands her ground

Grown adults fighting over bathroom tradition ♂️

NTA stands up for themselves and their boundaries at home.

Toilet dibs dilemma in new house sparks NTA debate

NTA demands a deep clean christening for the bathroom

Breaking family tradition of sharing toilets. NTA, they are
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Sibling rivalry escalates to fecal photo warfare

Let him have his claim to fame NAH

Support for setting boundaries in new marriage

To poop or not to poop, that is the question

Stand your ground and prioritize your own comfort. NTA

Homeowner stands up to family’s ridiculous bathroom tradition

Suggesting a funny but unethical solution

NTA. Setting a tradition out of crapping is weird

NTA commenter defends brother’s bathroom request, questions family’s reaction.

Standing up to entitled siblings like a boss

A cute story turned disturbing family tradition. NTA.

Toilet humor strikes again, brother needs to get his own

Brother’s bathroom demand sparks hilarious NTA response.

Toilet humor wins! NTA puts family in their place.

NTA stands up to entitled brother in surprising bathroom argument

Spiteful suggestion to beat Kyle’s bathroom demand. NTA.

This commenter thinks OP’s family is disgusting for allowing this

Sibling dispute over bathroom usage creates family tension
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Breaking tradition: Commenter calls out unfunny family joke

User calls out ridiculous bathroom tradition with fiery comment

Sibling rivalry taken to the toilet level

NTA for refusing brother’s bathroom demand, it’s your home

Cousin’s Christening ritual? NTA handles brother’s bathroom demand

Family’s bizarre bathroom tradition sparks controversy. Commenter supports OP.
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Brother’s entitled bathroom demand causes family rift. NTA stands firm.

Brother’s extreme bathroom demand causes concern and sarcasm

User questions bizarre bathroom request and family dynamics.

Savage comment leaves Kyle’s life in shambles.

Estate agent poops in newly-bought house, gets bad review

Who indeed? NTA for refusing this absurd request

Unpacking the wacky bathroom tradition and family drama

To poop or not to poop: an NTA bathroom dilemma

NTA calls out family’s fixation on mundane bathroom demand.

Sassy response shuts down bathroom debate, for OP

Sassy reply shuts down quirky family tradition. NTA wins.

NTA, but Kyle needs to grow up!
