Tina Fey has everything. Not only is she obviously hilarious, whip smart, and always ready with a snappy comeback or sassy facial expression, but she’s also one of the most relatable and wise women in the world.
Pretty much everything that comes out of her mouth connects to my soul on a very deep level. Here are some of the best examples.
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On the youths:
I’m not sure at what age I went from rolling my eyes at my parents to nervously wondering if every group of teenagers I passed were making fun of me, but it happened, and I don’t want to go back.
On living alone:
I have a cat, but I don’t think my cat is very likely to be able to do much of anything to help me out in case I choke on my nightly snacks of mozzarella sticks. This is really my only fear.
On the importance of your mattress:
My mattress knows secrets about me nobody in my life does, like how often I sit on it to eat chocolate and cry watching the same movies I’ve seen a hundred times before. You can’t cheap out on a good mattress because you’ll be there for so much of your life.
On the two types of people in the world:
Honestly, either one of these options just gets you a lot more work — the biggest difference is that one of them gives you money, and the other takes it away!
