There are a lot of things in this world that drive us to the edge and make us want to retreat back into our beds , never to emerge.
So, from people who got weird benches erected in their absence to individuals who released countless geese at work so as to not have to talk to anyone, here are 30 people who are fed up with the population!
“Found this on a bench in Margate UK this weekend.”
The UK can do passive-aggression quite unlike anywhere else. I hope Hayden is enjoying his newfound isolation!
“A gentle NY reminder…”
I was under the impression that this sort of thing was okay if you were angry…oh dear God what have I done?
“The Ssssssecurity ssssytem, striking at crime, one lock at a time!”
I think that I need to employ one of these security systems! It would definitely stop people knocking on my door!
Let It Grow…
Where else is this person meant to pee now? In some kind of toilet like a big nerd?!
“Didn’t give a McRat’sAss…”
Printing out and sticking up this sign must have been the single most freeing thing that this person has ever done.
“Saw this in the parking lot at school today. The funniest part is that some guy is fed up with lousy parking enough to carry these cards around with him.”
I need to know where they got these cards from, they’ll come in handy in my passive-aggressive parking wars with the neighbours.
For Real?
Another person also added, “I worked with a guy who’s previous job had been designing missile launch systems who also thought the earth was flat, I’m not entirely sure how he slept at night.”
“Local convenience store tip jar…”
What kind of cruel person could spend their evenings going out and giving kids mullets? It’s like an even more evil version of Krampus.
Says Who?
Just wait until the zombie virus starts effecting animals, then you’ll have zombie sharks on your hand, and they’re miles worse than normal zombies!
“So apparently in Oklahoma you can kill someone for $10,000.”
“You can’t put a price on life, okay Dave!”
“Well, that’s just your opinion.”
“The only seat in this restaurant that has a sign.”
There has to be a reasonable explanation for this bone-headery, otherwise he must just want to watch the world burn.
Ironic…
“So, you don’t want to meet by accident, eh? Well, we’ll see about that!”
“Please, not again Dave, it’s not a challenge!”
“Firefighters are fed up with you.”
I dread to think what people are doing in their kitchens to cause this many fires?
“And y’all were worried about masks in the airport…”
I like to think that the people who work at this train station just release extra geese onto platforms when they want an easy day.
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”
I’d probably still wear this as an adult man. I mean, I’d love to have loads of money and be completely free from any obligations to reality.
“And then he realised, he is not a cat.”
Maybe he just couldn’t face the world anymore; Labradors can struggle with existentialism too!
“Elmo gave up.”
If Elmo, one of the happiest beings on Earth, has given up, then things don’t look good for the rest of us.
“At least they’re not being sneaky about it.”
“So you’ll take good care of my father then, you’re not just going to chuck him in the skip outside…right?”
*Nervous sweating…
“Right?
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“Looks like they would rather be left alone.”
I need to know what kinds of plants these are so that I can fill my front yard with them immediately!
“My favorite kind of trip!”
Some people will find a way to turn absolutely anything into a cause for celebration won’t they?
“You get what you ask for.”
In hindsight, you probably should have asked for a “helpful sign,” God can be a right stickler for semantics after all.
“Doorbell note from someone who just want to be left alone.”
Someone with experience in this area added, “Disconnect doorbell and they just knock on the door. Remove the door and they just walk right in. Dig a moat and you’re crazy moat lady.”
“The way my girlfriend ‘changed’ the toilet paper roll today. How do I tell her she needs to move out?”
How hard is it really to just take the old one off? Surely it takes more effort to balance the new one there?! Argh!
“I guess Dunkin’ isn’t thrilled about their new system…”
I am sure that “POS” stands for “Pretty operationally sound” and definitely not anything else.
“Sometimes we are all Amanda…”
Is there anything quite like choosing a paint color to cause arguments between a couple?
“No matter how angry you are.”
I think that I need one of these signs for whenever my family and I play board games.
“This workout machine seems pretty angry!”
I guess that this machine is going for a very aggressive motivational technique!
“Looks like the guy next to me already gave up on college.”
“Hey, can I borrow your notes from the lecture, I fell asleep?”
“I doubt they’ll be much good…”
“R.I.P. to my man Owen.”
Wow, that’s really got to hurt Owen. The little smiley face just makes it worse for some reason as well.
“Workplace passive aggression 101…”
Ah, the classic “no one wants to do the washing up” debacle. It’s an argument as old as time itself!
