Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you, or so the saying sort of goes. But the bear can't get you if you don't get out of bed, right? In theory?
I know I've had those days where nothing seems to go right, and I realize I should have taken the first hint of doom and just gone back to the comfy confines of bed. Something tells me these folks feel the same way.
The mechanics parked it outside and, like magic, all four wheels disappeared before sunrise, replaced with cinder blocks. Not an improvement at all.
Even before the toppings stayed behind with the packaging, this pizza must have looked pretty sad.
Just pack it in, curl up in a ball on the floor and bleed?
If the even coffee isn't on your side and explodes over a difficult to clean surface, things can only get better — unless they get worse.
A cat, a Roomba, and some paint. Presto! Wonder how the person who owns this house feels about painting the floors white.
And it's just salt in the wound that it's a fire and rescue car, too.
It's one thing for bread to land buttered side down on the floor, and another thing entirely for your clumsiness to set you up for a long, very careful cleaning session, or a new laptop entirely.
Here's hoping they only have to repair the wheelchair left too close and not the machine itself.
Thankfully the wires turned out to be from an abandoned line, but wow would that ever get your heart rate up.
I don't even know how a ceiling collapses like that, especially without some indication that it might happen.
You know, so it can wake you out of a peaceful slumber like a war just broke out.
It managed to fall into a gap and get sucked into the belt underneath. That's an expensive gym membership right there!
The one weak point! Wouldn't you know it.
But even with a frayed cord you can still charge your phone. Not so much with this, and no clever lifehack to get around it, either.
You'd want to order a new one, but then you run into the exact same issue, too.
At least it happened in a hospital, but still awfully uncomfortable.
In my experience, this is also the surest way to find dropped Legos and rogue needles.
And of course it's a second-floor window, where it's going to be even more of a pain to replace.
Specifically, she got a sun tan where you can make out that her leggings were made by Adidas.
And obviously the neighbor is having the worse night. Not much you can do about that. Thankfully nobody died in the explosion.
