Oh chicken nuggets. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
These golden nuggets of meaty goodness are the classic standby for any McDonald’s lover. They pair perfectly with an order of French fries, and you can basically dip them in any sauce you can think of. (Honey mustard, sweet and sour, good ‘ol ketchup – it’s your world.)
These amazing feats of fried perfection are available in four shapes.
Boot, bone, ball, or bell.
Or, if you like me, you prefer to just think of them all as bites of heaven and totally forget they’re actually supposed to be shaped like something.
Everyone has their own special order for chicken nuggets at McDonald’s.
How many do you want? 4? 6? 10? 20? They’ve got you covered.
Technically the 20 is considered a share pack, but we all know you aren’t sharing those. It’s cool, we get it.
If you’re feeling particularly crazy and have some cash burning a hole in your pocket, why not opt for the 50 pack?
Then there’s the sauces.
Everyone has their favorites here, too. If you like spice, you might go for the spicy buffalo (a personal favorite of mine.)
Maybe you like something a bit more mild, so you choose creamy ranch.
The great thing about McDonald’s is they basically have a sauce to fit your every mood, which is really super thoughtful on their part.
When it really comes down to it, is there actually any wrong way to eat chicken nuggets?
Why yes, indeed there is.
And according to LADBible , Sameer Jafri from Louisiana found it.
He recently posted a picture in which he showed off his…unusual way of dining on some nuggets.
Yes, those are naked nuggets in the corner there. And yes, those are their fried coatings discarded there at the bottom.
“Do y’all peel your nuggets?” Jafri asked in the Facebook post .
If that picture doesn’t hurt your eyes to look at, you must not be a true chicken nugget lover.
The internet basically responded with a resounding “NO”.
“Where does this person live because the cops are coming for him,” one person commented, while another called Jafri “a monster.”
However, a few people actually agreed with his unusual eating ritual.
One person rejoiced at not being “the only crazy one” and added, “the breading is the best part.”
Another shared that they have their own specific order on how to eat their naked nugs:
“I peel, eat bare chicken,” they wrote. “First dipping it in that sweet and sour, then I pour it over the breading, close box and shake it around, and then I eat the breading last.”
So really, they make a breading salad. Which is another conversation entirely.
In the end, can’t we all just put aside our differences are unite in our love of chicken nuggets?
Possibly.
We’re still not 100 percent on board with tearing chicken nuggets apart. We just need some time to heal, okay?
h/t: LADBible
