If you think that planet Earth is the only place that’s housing tons of sentient life forms, you’re dead wrong.
I’m no scientist, and even I know that we’re not alone. There are plenty of mysterious things in existence that human beings cannot explain, even if they wanted to. Some people seem to think that God is behind the wheel and has everything under control, to which I say, “Please turn on five seconds of cable news”.
But if you need more convincing, I will direct you to the images below to further prove my point.
1. No one really wants a chicken purse, but everyone needs a chicken purse.
By the looks of it, this chicken may have just realized that he’s going to end up in purse form someday.
2. It turns out that one person can have too much cereal.
And that one person is this guy.
I don’t even want to think about how much milk he’ll need to fill that tub.
3. If you can’t huddle your entire body under one single sweater, then you probably need a bigger sweater.
Trust me. It’s a thing that all the cool kids are doing.
4. Don’t ask me how this happened, because I have absolutely no idea.
However, I do have a feeling that the devil was involved and some souls were sold in the process, but that’s just a hunch.
5. Everyone knows that three legs are always better than two.
Think about it. It’s definitely better for balance and stamina. The only downside is when you get tripped up and take a tumble.
6. The gates of hell are wide open, and you’re invited to the launch party.
It’s BYOB, but we’ll provide the burgers and dogs.
Okay, people. Let’s get ready to partay!
7. I’m not sure how this van got into this, but I definitely do not want to join the club.
In fact, I want to stay as far away from the club as humanly possible, for obvious reasons.
8. This is one swing set that I definitely don’t want to sit on.
And if I’m boycotting this playground, you just know it’s a terrible idea. If you do decide to go on it, please get a tetanus shot.
9. No, this isn’t a sci-fi movie. This is real life. And this is a real man wearing real gummy snakes on his actual head.
Yep, you can’t make this stuff up even if you tried (and I’ve tried).
10. So someone found this actual voodoo doll in the bathroom of a courthouse, and now I’m convinced that magic is real and someone has cursed me.
Why else would my life be this terrible?
11. I guess you’re not getting money out of that machine anytime soon.
You may want to find a new bank, just in case the plague finds its way back here in the near future. You can never be too careful.
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12. I don’t know whether to sit down and relieve myself or take a nice long drink of H2O?
This can’t be a bidet, because if it is, it’s definitely the cheapest version of one. And as a classy woman, I want nothing to do with it.
13. If you have to be on TV, then you might as well have a good time with it.
I’m not saying you’ll get a call back for a second appearance, but I am saying that you’ll be remembered for your randomness.
14. Jello? More like Jell-no!
Get it? I made a funny. I know it’s part of my job and everything, but a little recognition goes a long way. And if you didn’t laugh, just lie so I can sleep soundly tonight.
15. Betcha thought that this was some ancient artifact left by aliens to watch over the human race. I know I did.
But it’s actually just a boring old rock, so don’t get too excited.
16. This is the kind of prank that I can appreciate.
Not only is it super creative, it also requires you to use your imagination, which is usually the most messed up thing of all.
