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Alas, poor Spider-Man.

On this day (and in fact, the several days before this day as well) we mourn the loss of our beloved Spider-Man, who was taken from the MCU while still in his prime.
As you probably know…

The dispute between Marvel (Disney) and Sony reached an end a couple of days ago when Sony took their ball and went home.
The ball being Spider-Man and the home being away from the MCU.
The world was distraught…

Including, apparently, condom companies. Which is something I never thought I would be writing, but that’s the nature of the business.
Yes, none other than Durex India commented on the split…
With a hilarious Twitter post…
You see, they make the joke that “the ending came too soon” which is a clever reference to the fact that Spider-Man’s time was short in the MCU.
What’s that? The joke is about…
Oh.