Now that online shopping is at its peak, people try to sell all sorts of things. I’m not talking about regular stuff, folks. No, no, no, I’m talking about the weirdest crap you’ve ever seen.
I mean, why do people do this? I will never know, but I have to admit it’s fun to look at it all. Check out these items and let me know your favorites.
1. These Horrifying Pies
I love a good pie as much as the next person. But I would never feel like consuming these horrifying creations. What were they thinking? Great for Halloween to scare the bejeezus out of everyone, but otherwise, I’ll pass, ha, ha!
2. These Sippers
If you’re a true fan of Ronald and Nancy Reagan, then you too can have these handmade slippers. They’re only going to set you back $18. Grab them before they disappear from Facebook marketplace. Please, do it, now!
2. This Rip-Off
Can you believe this lady? She’s trying to sell a damaged Toyota Highlander for $1800. Who does she think she’s fooling here? Take that car to scrap and count your lucky stars if you get anything for it.
3. This Tire Plant Holder
I’m all for recycling things. After all, we should all be more environmentally friendly. However, I’m not sure how I feel about this tire art here. How about you? Would you display this in your garden?
4. This Aquarium Nativity Scene
Is this an aquarium or a Nativity scene? That’s one way to display it at Christmastime. I have to admit I would never have thought of doing it that way. I think I’ll keep it the traditional way after all.
5. This Homemade Sign
I have to give it to them, they’re straight to the point. But why glitter, though? I guess they’re saying they’re not totally against having fun as long as no drugs are involved. I can get behind that.
6. This Unusual Purse
I’m always amazed at what kind of advertisements people see on Facebook. I guess because I don’t frequent their marketplace, that’s why I’m missing out on gems like these. I don’t really know what to say about this piece, though. I don’t think this will become a fashion trend anytime soon. Yikes!
7. This Crochet Bodysuit
I don’t know about you, but I can’t see myself wearing a crochet bodysuit. Wouldn’t it be itchy in all sorts of places? No, thanks. I think I’ll just stick to my regular sense of fashion, lol.
Do you know anybody who could rock this crochet bodysuit?
8. This Denim Armchair
Yes, I’ve always wanted to have an armchair made out of someone else’s old raggedy denim. How do you feel about getting comfortable here? I don’t know about you, but I think I’d rather stand. Thank you.
9. This ‘Picolas’ Cage
What is it with weird Nicolas Cage memorabilia? I mean, who buys this stuff? I have seen my share of odd stuff, but this Picolas Cage (half-man, half-pickle) is going over the top. Do you agree with me? Maybe there was one die-hard fan out there waiting to add this to their collection.
10. This Odd Listing
Okay, this listing is stretching it for sure. I mean, the chicken barely resembles a fish. And then look at that price tag? For $5000, I might as well get a real piece of artwork I could hang up in my living room.
11. This Guitar Chair
My fiancé is a guitar player, so I know he would have something to say about this chair. I’m guessing he would call this an abomination, hee-hee. Why would somebody destroy a guitar to make a very uncomfortable piece of furniture?
12. This Unusual Find
Okay, come on. Is somebody really selling a single Dorito in a jar at Facebook Marketplace? I mean, why? First of all, this is probably old. And second of all, when I eat Doritos, I eat the whole bag, ha, ha!
Oh my goodness, what did I tell you?
I can’t believe all this stuff is out there for sale. I don’t really know what people think when they list items like these. And who buys them anyway? I’d like to know, hee-hee.
13. This Upcycled Dresser
Here’s an idea for your kid’s bedroom. I present to you a one-of-a-kind Monsters Inc. furry dresser. Wow, somebody went through a lot of trouble to make something that could scare everyone’s children. That’s quite a shame, eh?