Is This the Most INSANE Ketchup Lover of All Time?!

Buckle up, folks! We’ve got a juicy tale of friendship, dreams, and… ketchup?! Meet my pal Zoltar, a man on a mission to revolutionize the condiment world with his homemade ketchup creations. But when his grand plan involves turning our local restaurants into a stage for his ketchup-fueled fantasies, I find myself in a sticky situation. Should I play along with his wild scheme or risk being labeled a dream-crushing villain? Let’s dive into this saucy story and see if I’m the a-hole for refusing to participate in Zoltar’s ketchup caper!

Meet Zoltar: The Ketchup-Obsessed Dreamer!

Zoltar’s Ultimate Creation: The Best Ketchup Yet?

Zoltar’s Grand Plan: Toppling the Ketchup Kings!

The Ketchup Caper: Zoltar’s Restaurant Scheme!

Memorize Your Lines: Zoltar’s Ketchup Script!

️ The Ketchup Critic: My Role in the Scheme!

Enter the Ketchup Chef: Zoltar’s Big Reveal!

The Ketchup Celebration: A Restaurant-Wide Spectacle!

The Ketchup Pitch: Convincing the Manager!

The Ketchup Conquest: Zoltar’s Master Plan!

‍♂️ The Ketchup Refusal: My Stance on the Scheme!

The Ketchup Rift: A Friendship Tested!

‍♂️ The Ketchup Conundrum: Am I the A-hole?

The Great Ketchup Caper: A Friendship Tested! ❌

Well, there you have it! The epic saga of Zoltar’s ketchup obsession and his grand plan to take over the condiment world, one restaurant at a time. It’s a tale of friendship, dreams, and the lengths some will go to make their mark on the culinary scene. But is it fair to expect friends to play along with such an outlandish scheme? Should I put aside my own discomfort and reservations to support Zoltar’s ketchup-fueled fantasies? The internet has some thoughts on this saucy situation, and they’re not holding back! ️ Let’s see what the masses have to say about this ketchup conundrum and whether I’m the a-hole for refusing to participate in Zoltar’s restaurant takeover!

Hilarious comment defending ketchup lover’s sanity with NTA judgement.

This ketchup lover is a genius, the rest of us NAH.

Fake supply script gets called out. NTA for exposing.

Regulations and cottage laws prevent homemade product sales. SMH

Ketchup lover sparks debate among chefs, but no assholes here

Friend’s outlandish ketchup idea prompts helpful criticism and advice.

Taking down big ketchup with organic slaps for $10? NTA.

NTA’s crazy ketchup story could be a viral hit

Don’t miss out on a great story – do the stupid thing!

Supports OP, suggests selling at local farmers markets

Skeptical commenters doubt authenticity of ketchup-making story

Declining to film ketchup pitch, criticizing its believability. ❌

Embrace the ketchup love: a musical number is in order!

Parks and Rec fans unite! Snake Juice reference FTW

NTA thinks Zoltan’s ketchup business plan is doomed

Sandwich recipe guy and ketchup lover unite? NTA approves

Ketchup chef? NAH, but what’s the craziest food obsession you’ve had?

Fun fact: ketchup was originally made from mushrooms, not tomatoes!

Friend’s ketchup idea is deluded, NTA.

Former chef explains why friend’s small-batch ketchup idea won’t work.

Passionate ketchup fan wants friend’s creation to go viral

Ingenious plan, but could lead to bad consequences

Restaurant manager suggests pitching to suppliers instead. Good laugh though

Grilled cheese and ketchup samples? Not without permission!

NTA and a SpongeBob reference, what’s not to love?

A hilarious comment begging for the recording of a ketchup lover’s shitshow

A hilarious weirdo with a ketchup obsession dreams big.

Ex-restaurant worker says no to ketchup rule-breaker. NTA.

Friendship tested over ketchup obsession. YTA or NAH?

NTA receives support for calling out dumb ketchup plan.

When stressing over ketchup is funnier than anything else.

NTA suggests local marketing tips for ketchup lover

Fun ketchup obsession, but not a smart business strategy

Accusation of fake submission and offensive behavior

Support your friend’s weirdness or ditch them? NTA

Hilarious comment with relatable second-hand embarrassment

NTA commenter calls out ketchup lover’s unlikely success.

Encouraging support for a ketchup lover’s passion

Concerned comment about possible bipolar disorder and fixation on ketchup.

Organic ketchup may be a hit at farm-to-table restaurants

Hilarious disbelief at ketchup lover’s insanity

Hilarious comment shuts down ketchup sale discussion. NTA.

Complimentary comment receives encouraging response for comedic writing.

Skeptical comment encourages crazy ketchup stunt with humor

A ketchup lover’s dream come true! No more boring ketchup.

A lighthearted comment section with no replies.

A ketchup lover’s dream roadshow with a tomato skeptic friend

Skeptical commenter calls out fake karma-grabbing post

Ketchup fanatic not cool in restaurants. NTA but ridiculous

Laughing out loud at a hilarious post!

Doubting the authenticity, NTA asks if friend has impairment.

Ketchup obsession cringe, but commenter is not an a-hole.

Supportive comment suggests funny idea for ketchup commercial

Embrace your inner Ketchup-Craving Diner and enjoy the disaster

NTA suggests a plan to avoid ketchup lover without offending.

Ketchup obsession reaches spiritual level, begs for sample bottle