Life is a bloody serious thing…well, it is most of the time. However, there are a lot of people out there who just refuse to take life seriously, and I like to think that I am also one of those people.
Anyway, to showcase some of these wonderful individuals, here are 30 funny people who took like less seriously than a clown in an economics class.
“I give you the greatest warning label ever.”
Another person with a warning label story added, “as a kid I owned a magic set that had a picture of a young boy on the box doing the tricks and a warning label…’little boy not included.'”
“When the stylist says, ‘I’m having a tough time with your hair line!'”
Those are words that you never want to hear coming out of your stylist’s mouth. At that point it is too late to leave though, so you just have to wait it out.
“This is pretty scary…”
“Hi Agnes, that’s a pretty funny sticker you have on your car. I wouldn’t have thought that you would be the kind of person to joke about that sort of thing.”
“Who says I’m joking?”
“This wonderfully bizarre garage extension solution.”
I suppose that the act of being alive is just not that big of a deal for some people, the person who designed this for instance. They just want extra space, at any cost!
“Just informed them there won’t be a Second Breakfast… nor an Elevenses.”
Sure, this might just be a picture of two cats dressed up as Lord Of The Rings characters, but that is the sort of thing that I wanted to see today. So there you go.
“Now that is what you call problem solving!”
I do not think that I would be too keen to put my life in the hands of a stick like this. This is far too chipper a tone for a warning like this to have as well.
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“My mother did the opposite and put a cookie recipe half way through a 30 page final thesis for a course and still got an A because the teacher just reads the beginning and end and skims the middle,” explained someone with a similar story.
“A stretch pickup SUV with camper.”
I kind of want to meet the person who came up with this idea, but I fear that they may never live up to my very high expectations of them. What a thing of beauty.
“I too enjoy grammar jokes. Too bad we had to take it down.”
The person who actually put this sign up did ask for more puns, with one of the best (or worst) responses then being, “I’ve got an addiction to cheddar cheese. Its only mild though.”
“The previous tenant of my apartment left a Kodama on the closet doorframe.”
What a lovely little surprise to find in your new home! Nothing like having your new home be blessed by a visit from a forest spirit!
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“This road has a Nokia in it.”
If you want to make sure that your house will last forever, then build it out of Nokia 3310s. Same can be said for roads or basically any structure. Those things will last forever.
“I made some joke gifts for friends.”
I think that I will absolutely be making some “Home-made expert level puzzle pieces” for any family members who I am not a big fan of this year! They’ll have to do it out of politeness, but they won’t be happy about it!
“Friend ordered a pizza today, asked for a joke on the box. They did not disappoint.”
This is one of the worst jokes that I have ever heard. And yet, I know for a fact that there will be dads everywhere furiously committing this to memory.
“A Harmonica Exhaust Mod For Your Sports Car
That has got to be one of the most effective ways to annoy your neighbors that I have ever seen. I can already hear this car starting up despite this not being a video.
“Hired this dude to put in my grass. He told me he’d be roasting a pig for the crew. I guess he wasn’t joking.”
Jesus Christ, how long were they planning on spending putting in this grass?! Must have been some slow work that day!
“I think that my neighbor is a bit of a troll.”
This is absolutely incredible, although they should also have used some red lights to give this face a little Santa hat as well. It is impossible to look at this and not crack a smile.
“A goose family calmly hanging out with the scary wolf statue that’s supposed to deter them from doing just that.”
As if something as tame as a wolf could scare a goose! Most apex predators on the planet have nightmares of geese, they are the most feared animal that nature has ever produced.
“Just so you know, a 10 foot pipe does not fit in a Toyota RAV4.”
Well, it is always good to learn something new! That must have been one hell of an expensive lesson to learn though, it’s a lesson they won’t need experiencing twice though.
“I won’t be satisfied until I see my cat in this.”
I absolutely need one of these for my cat. I do not care how much it is, I simply must have my cat roaming around our flat in a full suit of armour!
“Mein lokale ice cream shop has jokes in two languages.”
To be able to put up a pun that crosses languages, that is some pretty great pun work. You know for a fact that the person who put this up was absolutely made up with themselves after thinking of this!
“I knew that elf was evil…”
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man looks like he is enjoying this a lot more than he should! Although, maybe that is just because he knows that he can heal faster than the elf can shred!
“I was asked to make a sign for the men’s bathroom and this is what I came up with.”
Are Jedi very good at aiming? They just seem to spend a lot of time frantically swinging around their swords, which could cause this plan to really backfire.
That Is One Hell Of A Clear Warning!
Although, there is something about this little sticker that makes me want to toot this horn even more than I already did. If you want to toot it then you will have to buy it!
“I guess they couldn’t read.”
Or maybe they took this license plate as a challenge. Sure, the point was to get people to stop, but I am sure that it would just egg some people on to ram into you!
“My friend’s cat waited politely to be served steak at dinner tonight.”
That is one hell of a very polite cat! My cat would have been pushing its luck a lot more than this given the chance to swipe some steak!
“Clever way to get a $3 tip from me.”
I don’t think that this would necessarily have worked on me, I am really not that vain. Ah, who am I kidding, I am the most vain person that I know! Take all of my cash damn it!
“One of our teachers wore a mandalorian mask and walked around saying ‘Do your homework, this is the way.'”
I would have much preferred the Mandalorian if he had been traipsing around wearing an under armour top, a pair of Nikes, and some black tracksuit pants.
“Decided to do a mall goth photo with Santa. Turned out gloriously. I’m in my mid 30’s on the right.”
I like that Santa kept his levels of jolliness up despite the overall tone of this scene. I think that there should be a unit of measurement to describe how jolly someone is.
“We all know that Chris would have wanted it this way.”
“It took me way too long to realize that this is hot dog restaurant, not a pet store that also sells buffalo wings,” added one confused person.
“Received an alert from Amazon about a problem the driver was having while trying to deliver a package to my house.”
I think that any job can be made a lot more difficult by throwing an angry cat into the mix!
