When you first enter this world and you have to choose the difficulty rating, there are some people who like to put it the difficulty as high as possible. And yes, there are also people who say that I need to stop comparing real life to video-games as I will never accomplish anything, but I won’t!
Anyway, to take your mind off whatever important task you are “supposed” to be doing, why not take a few minutes to enjoy these 20 times people just didn’t see eye to eye with the world instead?
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“My husband ordered a hand painted photo of us for our anniversary. It’s humbling, to say the least.”
I would very much like to know how much they had paid for this to be done. Whatever they paid, I hope to God that they managed to get that money back as well.
“Dunkin’ Donuts Has No Donuts…”
Maybe they are really trying to move away from being thought of as an exclusively donut-based brand. Look, if they want to stop selling donuts altogether then that’s their choice! I sure as hell won’t be going there any more though.
“Who went through with this?”
Now it just looks as though they have installed permanent litter boxes for the local cats. Seriously though, what kind of person looked at this and then thought, “Yep, that right there is a job well done!”?
“Guess I’ll be living unhealthy then…”
I wonder where this person lives for this to have been the case. My bet is that they live in…actually, you know what, it’s better off just not offending anyone at this point. I think everyone knows where he probably lives anyway.
“My husband eats apples with a spoon.”
Other people were quick to share how members of their own family eat food weirdly, with one person writing:
“My Peculiar Sister eats corn on the cob with a fork. She pries each kernel out. Everyone at the table stops eating to watch this operation.”
“Well, I have claws now…”
Christ, her nails look like the weird little claws that Professor Lupin gets when he turns into a werewolf in The Prisoner Of Azkerban. Pretty deep cut I know, but check it out, I’m not wrong.
“This is my brother’s phone…”
This is beyond being a bit dirty, there is things actually growing on this. How could anyone let their phone get like this, you put it near your face for goodness sake! This person also pointed out that their brother is 31.
“My roommate cooks frozen pizzas without taking them off the cardboard. He says that’s the proper way to cook them and I’m weird because I don’t.”
I knew someone who used to do this. They were genuinely amazed when I pointed out that you take it off the cardboard.
“My husband tried to make my daughter a birthday cake. I can see the similarities.”
If, like me, you are also wondering why their daughter owns that thing in the first place, this person went on to explain:
“It is called Peach Butt Man. It was a squishy she got at an Asian market. I was not with her when she bought it. I myself think that it is the ugliest thing ever!! The cake was a surprise for her and she actually loved it.”
“I can’t tell if Amazon purposely did it for the package to get stolen. No box. Didn’t even hide it. What do you know. My package got stolen.”
This person could not even get another one sent out as they were out of stock, although they did manage to get a refund thankfully.
“Local pub just re-felted their pool tables…”
The fact that she was not kicked out immediately is absolutely astounding, especially if they had just been re-felted. Anyone behaving like this has to be astronomically drunk or just an ass…or both.
“There was an attempt to censor this guy’s face…”
“Well, I don’t see why we had to blur out the other face, it’s not like his reflection was the one who committed the crime!”
“Dave, do you understand why we blurred his face out in the first place?”
“Something to do with allergies?”
“I would like 30 with stars and sprinkles around it!”
They really should have looked up how to spell “Sprinkles” before they tried to ice this cake as well. What a cluster of mistakes. Still, it looks pretty delicious thought so that wouldn’t stop me eating it.
“This weirdly erratic parking lot at my grandparents’ house.”
It looks as though they started off with a pretty solid plan, but then as things went along they just thought, “Ah, screw it! Just chuck them down where you want!”
But…Why?
It would be bizarre if you went into Subway and they cut your sandwich lengthways. If I worked in Subway I would kind of want to do it just to see how people reacted.
“When washing your car and a guy parks behind you, instantly gets out and impatiently crosses his arms…”
This is just an indication that you need to wash your car as slowly as possible. Do anything you can to hold up that impatient asshat!
“My car is on the other side of this group of assholes. Send help.”
There are only two options here, you either run at them full pelt while screaming and hope you get through, or you leave the car and find another way home.
“Tried to save a few trees and bought a silicone ‘cotton swab.’ Guess who’s in urgent care because the other end is stuck in his ear?”
Apparently this is not an uncommon problem either, as one person added, “My bf had one of these, he would regularly summon me to the bathroom so I could fish the end out of his ear with my tweezers. I convinced him to get rid of it.”
“Got back to hotel after working 12hrs… to find that they bagged all our stuff into a trash bag and gave our (paid for) room away. Thanks, Choice Hotels.”
I have had some pretty bad experiences in hotels before, but this one is probably worse in comparison!
“My mom wrote the initials of my sister on my professional table tennis racket because ‘I don’t use it anymore.'”
Apparently, using high proof alcohol and a cotton swap is the way to get this out…just in case anyone else has this weirdly specific problem as well!
